Miguel, cool guy
by ,.efhgqtwcagshvjbxnihubegwvyf, January 4, 2022

A sneaky little thieving goblin boy who is like 4 feet tall and runs around stealing water bottles and phones while molesting all his friends.
Guy 1 to Guy 2: "Yeah, so I was just about to say that- HEY! MIGUEL.! FUCK AWAY FROM MY WATER BOTTLE!!"
by AtlasMcDevit November 24, 2022

Miguel is a little short sack of thick nigga juice who just loves being absolutely pounded from the back usually from guys named ricardo
Miguel is gay
by Whodidit November 23, 2021

by Pajama Mike July 25, 2023

I pulled out of her mouth and gave her a white Miguel last night. She says that it’s good for her skin.
by Anthony-tone August 3, 2024

by a person who miguel likes January 22, 2022

by duuudeimsocool April 3, 2025
