Michael is literally Hitler
by MickleAFuckinPickle August 5, 2021
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I like it fast, right in my ass (Hehehe, heh!)
I like it right after I cut the grass
Because I'm sweaty, I don't like girls named Betty
I like men, named, Carlton
I like when they black, 'cause I get on my back
And lift up my sack, and lick my ass crack
I don't play them games, I don't play them girls
I like it when them boys rock my world
I'm from that Westbank, I am a skank
I like dick, I'll play, I'll fuck yo click
'Cause I'll bend 'em over, in the shower
I'll do it for only two dollars (Hehehe)
jkjk overall very hot, cute and awesome personality
I like it fast, right in my ass (Hehehe, heh!)
I like it right after I cut the grass
Because I'm sweaty, I don't like girls named Betty
I like men, named, Carlton
I like when they black, 'cause I get on my back
And lift up my sack, and lick my ass crack
I don't play them games, I don't play them girls
I like it when them boys rock my world
I'm from that Westbank, I am a skank
I like dick, I'll play, I'll fuck yo click
'Cause I'll bend 'em over, in the shower
I'll do it for only two dollars (Hehehe)
jkjk overall very hot, cute and awesome personality
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Get the Michael mug.Always the smart one. People think he’s just annoying. That he’s just an attention seeker. He’s not. You get to know him, you fall for him. Not in love. No. He pulls people down with him. He’s a genius. He truly is. He’s mind is shattered, filled with broken thoughts that he can’t control. He doesn’t love. He sees people as chunks of hydrogen and carbon. He’s the one who doesn’t give a fuck bout his looks. He’s the guy who’s words hurt the most. He says he hates you and the next day he asks you to hang out like nothing happened. Yeah he means the stuff he says as a joke. It’s not funny to you tho. Michael.I wouldn’t wanna have his mind. His problems are not “having a bad hair day, getting bad grades, fighting his parents”. His problems are his thoughts. About the world, society, freedom, and point of life. He’s the guy that will tell you
“Sink. Sink down with society. Sink into your doom. Sink to your death. Sink to your eternity. Forever trying to swim up.”
He’s the narcissist. He’s the crazy one. He’s the only one who understands your pain. And he’s the one you’ll fall for. And you won’t be able to decide if it’s love, pain or pity.
“Sink. Sink down with society. Sink into your doom. Sink to your death. Sink to your eternity. Forever trying to swim up.”
He’s the narcissist. He’s the crazy one. He’s the only one who understands your pain. And he’s the one you’ll fall for. And you won’t be able to decide if it’s love, pain or pity.
You: you helped me more than my therapist.
Michael: how? I do nothing. I sink people down with me without a plan. And it doesn’t help. It’s purely selfish.
Or
Someone: I don’t recommend getting deep with Michael.
You: But he’s the only one who understands me.
Michael: how? I do nothing. I sink people down with me without a plan. And it doesn’t help. It’s purely selfish.
Or
Someone: I don’t recommend getting deep with Michael.
You: But he’s the only one who understands me.
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