misty decker

Someone you run into and instantly get bashful in front of cause she's beautiful and kind and looks like a goddess a true friend in my case a true queen though she has never known or been treated like one when she gives her new king a chance cause she is forgiving, loving, loyal,and hard to get rid of she last to kick you out when you are trying but the first to call you out when you are lying. She is pure at heart and a protecter. A mother to her twin boys unconditional and forgiving remember this my misty is one of a kind run into her you will be fine with her time stops your able to breathe listen and enjoy once again her radiant light that resides in her is powerful and healing Misty I'm glad you are in my life and I thank the two who brought you to be you aka mom and dad God bless beautiful you

Misty Decker Woman-
Radiant and powerful with love and loyalty healing

by The pop to my tart August 13, 2020

Meaty Pud

A low class, cheap pre-cooked meal. Usually consumed by a middle age celibate. Who works a dead-end, usually minimum wage job, in the darkness of his own rented suburban apartment. One pudding contains a mixture of unknown animal tissue combined with a damp, gelatinous outer exterior.

On his way home, Terry stopped by Poundland to pick up a 'meaty pud' to add some sparkle to a rather sad evening.

by Terry<3MeatyPuds November 6, 2020

Misty Legend

Someone who is very mysterious and is barely goes anywhere but is always around.

Guy1:Dude who is that
Guy2:yea he is a misty legend

by ImperialMonolophosaurus November 23, 2020

messy stressy lemon depressy

The opposite of easy peasy lemon squeazy

Oh man, that's hard, it's outright messy stressy lemon depressy.

by YellowChickens April 9, 2021

mistydays_swampmud

The hottest mf on tiktok trust me they’re my mutual and they’re awesome🙄 They are also really funny and she is taissa’s wife

Him: Omg look there is a new girl
Her: Oh yeah thats mistydays_swampmud they’re supper hawt

by alzkakw June 21, 2021

messy semolina

Banging dog-style, blasting on your partners back, adding semolina to it and making pasta. As referenced on Roast Mortem Podcast.

I was banging your Mom and I made messy semolina after.

by BrownPanther February 9, 2022

messy French girl

a messy French girl is someone who is so French, so messy, and smokes so many cigs that they are socially inclined to cartwheel around the Eiffel Tower.

"Hey when's the last time you've heard of Ziggy?"
"Oh, I heard he's a messy French girl now."

by theymessyfranchgorl February 22, 2022