Smermy mervin

The name for a weird old guy who frequents cafés, talks at the staff in generally contradictory ways, and somehow thinks he's friends of said staff. A general nuisance.

"salutons my main man how was your shift?"
#shit, smermy mervin came in and smerved all over the place, wouldn't stfu, and didn't fuck off for ages"

by Thomaz jarkerz December 1, 2017

scent marking

What a human does in the woods.

I just was scent marking in the woods.

by Kuehlstein December 31, 2017

Karkus Marking

The act of ejaculation on and or near a grave yard

Jack: My dad’s grave got karkus marked
Nick: That was me karkus marking

by PooperLooping May 21, 2021

Line Marking

When you need to take a shit on a suburban/city street and you wipe your ass on the ground

It was a rough walk into work this morning, i came across some fresh line marking the homeless man did near the coffee shop

by Benshairynipples January 12, 2023

Batting Merrins

Australian slang saying for when someone is dating a person who is a significantly higher catch than themselves.w

The saying is a variation on the term "Batting Overs" which literally means you're batting above your average, but colloquially refers the above dating reference. It originated as a comment on former Rugby League player Trent Merrin during the time he was dating/engaged to professional surfer Sally Fitzgibbons.

Guy 1 "Have you seen his new girlfriend? She's so much better looking than he is"
Guy 2 "Yeah, he's definitely batting Merrins"

by JimmyTI May 16, 2023

Jack Merwin

the best human on the planet

i want to be like Jack Merwin

by the best words on the planet June 5, 2023

Merkan

A super patriotic American at least 1/4 Borg, Sith, or Romulan.

John Kerry is not Merkan.

by julesk October 16, 2006