n. A large gun that shoots machetes. Many people are under the impression that this formidable weapon was used in the Vietnam War. Two versions are known to be in existence:
1.) the rapid fire machine machete gun; which can shoot up to 3 machetes per second.
2.) the sport/recreational version; more commonly available to the general population, this one must be manually loaded and cannot fire more than one blade at a time.
if you are looking to buy said weapon, keep in mind that ammo is extremely expensive.
1.) the rapid fire machine machete gun; which can shoot up to 3 machetes per second.
2.) the sport/recreational version; more commonly available to the general population, this one must be manually loaded and cannot fire more than one blade at a time.
if you are looking to buy said weapon, keep in mind that ammo is extremely expensive.
"Dude, Kelli is such a bitch, i'd love to shank her with a freakin' machete gun!"
"Go kill yourself with a machete gun."
"Go kill yourself with a machete gun."
by xxGeorgina August 22, 2007
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2 Football (Soccer) Teams.
Loads of Bars and Pubs.
It rains alot.
Its full of Illegal Immigrants, Particularly BP and Pakistani Radical Muslims. Often seen protesting outside Marks and Spencer's on a weekend and generally verbally abusing Jewish and British People.
See:-
Muslim, Paki, BP, Rusholme, 9/11, 7/7, Scumbags etc...
2 Football (Soccer) Teams.
Loads of Bars and Pubs.
It rains alot.
Its full of Illegal Immigrants, Particularly BP and Pakistani Radical Muslims. Often seen protesting outside Marks and Spencer's on a weekend and generally verbally abusing Jewish and British People.
See:-
Muslim, Paki, BP, Rusholme, 9/11, 7/7, Scumbags etc...
Person 1: "Where do you live?"
Person 2: "Manchester"
Person 1: "Cool, Where abouts?"
Person 2: "Rusholme; I'm a Paki; I hate England and all Europeans, I'm just off to burn some flags outside Marks and Spencer coz i'm a cunt."
Person 1: "I agree you are a cunt."
Person 2: "Manchester"
Person 1: "Cool, Where abouts?"
Person 2: "Rusholme; I'm a Paki; I hate England and all Europeans, I'm just off to burn some flags outside Marks and Spencer coz i'm a cunt."
Person 1: "I agree you are a cunt."
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Fans are famously low in football knowledge.
Fans are famously low in football knowledge.
Manchester United football fans club- 2000 members (Down from 10000 in the ninties)
1 from Manchester
600 from South England
100 from Cyrus
100 from Malta
199 from USA
1000 from East Asia
1 from Manchester
600 from South England
100 from Cyrus
100 from Malta
199 from USA
1000 from East Asia
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Get the Manchester United mug.The Greatest football team on earth. Draws derison from lesser teams because of sucess. Sadly a number of fans are glory hunters. Thankfully there is still a large number of true supporters and each one hates the glory hunters. The richest football club without unlimited millions from some tax evading Russian. Fans have seen the club through difficult times on many occasians and have been rewarded spectaculary. Malcolm Glazer threatens the existence of the football club, hoping to heap great debt upon the club and force the players to play in an empty stadium because everyone hates him so much. So rich that almost £30 million was wasted on the waste of talent that was Juan sebastian Veron.
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Rio Ferdinand passes it to Giggs, an amazing run by Giggs his moving and twithching left to right, can you believe it a man in his 30's acting like a teen, but this is still Ryan Giggs finally passes it to Rooney and shot and Its a GOALLLLLLL!!!!!! This is Manchester United we are talking about.
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