Southern Mushrooms

That sweet smell having sex with a redneck girl

Damn that bitch was like rolling in southern mushrooms.

by Kat Fitch April 13, 2022

High Mushroom

The action of hitting the tip of one penis with the tip of another penis.

Like a high five with dicks.
This often triggered by glory hole confusion/misuse.

I tried to use the glory hole, but ended up high mushrooming another dude.

by Johnny Dickfingers August 23, 2016

Alley Mushroom

A bum, a homeless person. Someone that smells awful and dwells in alleys.

"Yo, did you see that Wall Street cat tell that alley mushroom to get a job, right before stabbing him multiple times?!"

by TheyWereAllDead November 2, 2019

mushroom gc

a groupchat created on twitter to talk about the marauders and harry potter. every member sucks but they still love each other nonetheless!

oh you're in the mushroom gc? blink twice if you need help

by zephyr on a sunny day August 22, 2021

touching mushrooms

When two men are having sex and at the point of climax put the penisses together and ejaculate into each other's urethra's

Hey jack want to try something new in bed? Yeah what about touching mushrooms?

by Jigglydick September 13, 2019

mushroom gorge

The space between a bump in the shirt and an erection.

Did you see that guys mushroom gorge posted all over Instagram?

by -_- March 31, 2015

Mushroom Man

A man who has a wholesome and healthy interest in fungi.

"Have you seen the Mushroom Man? He is really cool, and I met him at church"

by Good christian boy January 31, 2023