Mississippi Mud Cut

A sick ass mullet. Generally attained by combining a #4 buzz from the front to just behind the ears, with an 8 month long shag.

Look at that Mud Cut! I'm so jealous.

Holy shit!, that is the sickest mullet this side of the Mississippi.

Your Mississippi Mud Cut makes me so hot!

by clyde johnson January 21, 2009

mississippi potato slapper

When you put your hand down your pants and rub under your genitals then slap someone in the face

When i was at my girlfriends house i gave her a mississippi potato slapper

by fist pumping god January 21, 2010

mississippi booce bunger

When you take a preztel stick and cover it in tobasco sauce then violently jam it in your urethra.

Yo me and that bitch got wild last night. She gave me a Mississippi booce bunger, that shit was tight.

by VYSUS February 08, 2017

Mississippi Quick Step

A case of raging diarrhea normally resulting in the performance of a "buckle shuffle" done at the helm of a toilet, after eating spicy food.

Oh man, I ate those hot BBQ potato chips and couldn't leave the house, because they gave me a case of Mississippi Quick Step. I almost didn't make it, as my belt hemmed me up when I was doing the buckle shuffle in front of the toilet!

by Pepto Alternative November 29, 2011

Mississippi Mud Slinger

The act of ram rodding a fat ass till the spicy brown dribbles down your fuck stick.

Oh shit Eric got the Mississippi Mud Slinger again. Look at that mess.

by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017

Mississippi Friction Teddy

When you rip open the bottom of a teddy bear and sew in a fleshlight for pleasure

My girlfriend went away for work so I was left home all alone with nothing but my Mississippi friction teddy to keep me company

by fruitflint April 24, 2016

Mississippi Log Jam

Perfoming anal sex in the murky, muddy backwaters of sketchy food such as gas station sushi or any Indian dish...

The tandoori wasn't sitting too well but she was really riled up so I Mississippi Log Jammed her in her roomie's bed..,

by LB87 May 25, 2016