Thinking Medication

Alternate term for marijuana used when you have already been consuming and find yourself unable to recall recent conversations or unable to make a decision. The best solution seems to be to "consume more" in order to help with your thinking. The term definitely brings a smile and laughter though it is somewhat more of an oxymoron in that it will not actually help with memory recall.

Wait. I don't remember. I think I need some thinking medication.

by Frankers Yo November 5, 2023

TF2 medic

The most sexiest man in existence, I'd let him practice experimental medicine on me anyways. 0w0.

Person: I play overwatch
Chad: I play TF2
Person: But there's no wifus in that game
Chad: Check again
Person: Oh my fucking god, TF2 medic is so hot!

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man June 22, 2024

Medical über

A grandiose way of saying ambulance.

"I need a medical über stat! Jo Don done got caught in the bear trap this. While Sharley Mae done got caught in the master trap net. They bleed incessantly."

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 June 3, 2020

Medical Redbull

A term used as an excuse to have Redbull in class. The teacher doesn't believe that the Redbull is for a medical condition, they just don't care. The student believes that they bamboozled the teacher, and will brag about it.

Teacher: "Jediah, you can't have your Redbull in class."

Jediah: "It's for my medical condition."

Clara: "Typical Jediah with his medical Redbull."

by Aunt Karen June 2, 2019

Omega and the Medical Animals

A fictional band created by Marilyn Manson during the Medical Animal Era.

Omega and the Medical Animals make good songs such as "I Want To Disappear" and "The Dope Show".

by NuclearAssaultLover243 November 26, 2010

medically fucked up

a term that describes anything with any sort of negative health condition, typically used for conditions that are not common and difficult to say.

Damn the doctor said he another level of medically fucked up.

by anonymous May 24, 2022

Medic Bag

It appears I need a Medic Bag.

"Chains, my friend, perhaps I would need medical attention by using your Medical Kit, being called "Medic Bag" by the so called internet, my dear friend? In other words, AAAAAAAAAHHH, IM DYING"

by quirkit October 4, 2021