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Make a blunt 

When a man is asleep and has an erection and you punch the tip of his penis, thus "flattening" it.
"Hey dude, do you wanna go make a blunt tonight?" "Yeah sure, lets go sneak into that prick across the hall's room and do it."
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make gary coleman dolls 

the act of pooping. the origin of this term should be rather self-evident.
i had taco bell earlier and now i have to go make gary coleman dolls!!!!

make cookies 

have sex; get freaky; get your sex on; fuck... etc.

Sometimes you can get specific about things as well.. example: lets make chocolate chip cookies... meaning lets do it in the butt.
Girl: Lets go make cookies

Boy: Hell yeah. Lets go.

Make it hap'n, Cap'n. 

A catchy phrase used to tell someone to do something; used in place of "Make it so," "Go 'head, do it," "G'head, then," etc.

(Forced rhyme slang of 'Make it happen, Captain.")
A: 'I'm gonna tap that.'
B: 'Make it hap'n, Cap'n.'

A: 'This party needs more booze!'
B: 'Well then make it hap'n, Cap'n!'

Make your crush yours day 

wednesday October 23 is national make your crush yours day. Ask them to be yours!
Hey, on october 23rd it’s make your crush yours day!

Make Me Squirt 

Used in conjunction with the release of fluids from the body. May be sexual or non sexual in connotation.
Oh yea daddy that’s it. You are hittin my spot. You are gonna make me squirt (eyes roll back into head as the pounding continues).

Let’s grab some Taco Bell on the way home from the bar. No I can’t braaaahhh. That shits gonna make me squirt with all this booze in me.

Pull over at that gas station. All this coffee about to make me squirt.
Make Me Squirt by Dick Onchin November 29, 2020