Sexy Losers 

The greatest webcomic ever created. The author, known only as Hard, creates characters with abnormal mental or physical issues, such as necrophilism, the inability to get a date with a porn star, or being unable to suppress auto-erotic urges.

Luis: Ha-ha! I love Sexy Losers!
Davo: Yeah, Hard is the best! Ha-ha!

Sexy Losers by HugeBreasticle March 17, 2005

loser's limp 

An ailment or impediment, typically manifested through injury, that is feigned or exaggerated by a competitor to explain a poor performance

A: "Federer is one set and a break ahead now but his opponent has started to clutch at his hamstring after each rally, "
B: "Looks like he's getting a bit of a loser's limp."

loser's limp by Chad McShane June 30, 2009

VPILF Loser 

Somebody who posts the acronym VPILF on Urban Dictionary stupidly not realizing that 400 other people have done the same.

Wow...lots of VPILF losers today

VPILF Loser by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008

loser

A dumb bitch who uses the wrong hand to make the "L" symbol on her forehead.

As seen in the image above.

Use your right hand, fucktard, so it looks like an "L" to the rest of the world. Using your left makes it an "L" only to you.

loser by Richard Munch December 2, 2004

loser cruiser 

a school bus

Damn man, you're a senior and you still have to ride the loser cruiser to school...

loser cruiser by shawn January 17, 2004

Loserbet 

When you see a girl who is way hotter than the guy she is with, you know she must have lost a bet to be dating him. This unproportionately hot girlfriend is a Loserbet.

Guy 1) "Damn, that girl is smoking!"
Guy 2) "Wait, wait! That guy behind her.. is he her boyfriend?!"
Guy 1) No way man. He couldn't possibly.."
Guy 2) Woah! He just kissed her!
Both) "Loserbet!!"

Loserbet by Jace555 December 9, 2009

loser de secano 

Dicese de la persona que tiene una vida aburrida y/o monotona, e.g. No sale de fiesta, no bebe, siempre cancela los planes para quedarse en casa, no liga, etc.

-!Hey! ¿vas a salir esta noche, javi?
-No, estoy cansado
-!Venga ya! No seas "loser de secano"

loser de secano by Rafa dk November 4, 2014