Meaghan: mutes during a facetime-- her reason is she doesn't want me to hear her chewing her food, but she mutes after opening the box, which is effectively ear rape, the chewing is not disturbing, her whole reason is to prevent a disturbance, and yet she does so prior to muting. Her point? None. Her reasoning? Voided. This is meaghan logic folks.
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This Logic may be confusing at times, but in the end, the logic said by Lylah is correct. Just because she said it is.
This Logic may be confusing at times, but in the end, the logic said by Lylah is correct. Just because she said it is.
Lylah: You're gay because I said so.
Person: That doesn't make sense.
Lylah: It doesn't have to, its Lylah Logic.
Person: That doesn't make sense.
Lylah: It doesn't have to, its Lylah Logic.
by TheBestPersonEverToExist June 30, 2022
Get the Lylah Logic mug.A process of thinking that is based fundamentally on a few simple steps:
1) Be wrong. If at any time you think you may be right, you have exited the bounds of Ingrid Logic.
2) He who is inferior is always right. If you are the third wheel in a two-person argument and are choosing a side, always make sure to come to the rescue of the weaker party.
3) Deny all attacks on your credibility. Anyone who says you're wrong cannot be right because in your mind, you are NOT wrong.
4) Discredit opponents of Ingrid Logic. If, God forbid, anyone calls you out on suspicion of applying Ingrid Logic, attempt to prove that they themselves are wrong with such clever lines as "no" and "you're mean."
5) Once Ingrid Logic, always Ingrid Logic. You must always resist attempts to convert you into an intelligent person by constantly denying being wrong in the first place. If one were to apply too much pressure in attempting to smartify you, just agree with them but continue to use Ingrid Logic.
If a user of Ingrid Logic is encountered, DO NOT attempt to argue with him/her. Scientists at MIT found in a 2006 study that Ingrid Logic is infallible. Interestingly enough, this is the same study that found the leading cause of brain aneurysms.
1) Be wrong. If at any time you think you may be right, you have exited the bounds of Ingrid Logic.
2) He who is inferior is always right. If you are the third wheel in a two-person argument and are choosing a side, always make sure to come to the rescue of the weaker party.
3) Deny all attacks on your credibility. Anyone who says you're wrong cannot be right because in your mind, you are NOT wrong.
4) Discredit opponents of Ingrid Logic. If, God forbid, anyone calls you out on suspicion of applying Ingrid Logic, attempt to prove that they themselves are wrong with such clever lines as "no" and "you're mean."
5) Once Ingrid Logic, always Ingrid Logic. You must always resist attempts to convert you into an intelligent person by constantly denying being wrong in the first place. If one were to apply too much pressure in attempting to smartify you, just agree with them but continue to use Ingrid Logic.
If a user of Ingrid Logic is encountered, DO NOT attempt to argue with him/her. Scientists at MIT found in a 2006 study that Ingrid Logic is infallible. Interestingly enough, this is the same study that found the leading cause of brain aneurysms.
John: Dude, I'm so pissed.
Sam: Why? What's wrong?
John: Well, I got into an argument with Wheelchair Willy. I kept telling him that JFK was assassinated, but Willy insisted that he died in '89 of a heart attack.
Sam: Well? What happened?
John: Ingrid was walking by and overheard the argument. Once the Ingrid Logic kicked in, I knew I had lost the argument.
Sam: So what did you conclude?
John: JFK died in '89 of a heart attack.
Sam: Why? What's wrong?
John: Well, I got into an argument with Wheelchair Willy. I kept telling him that JFK was assassinated, but Willy insisted that he died in '89 of a heart attack.
Sam: Well? What happened?
John: Ingrid was walking by and overheard the argument. Once the Ingrid Logic kicked in, I knew I had lost the argument.
Sam: So what did you conclude?
John: JFK died in '89 of a heart attack.
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Get the Karen Logic mug.Potatoes grow on trees because potatoes are shaped like apples, which grow on trees. That's Nishy logic if I've ever heard any.
by TheGator-.- December 30, 2010
Get the Nishy Logic mug.Extreme circular logic wherein it is fruitless to continue to examine an issue because doing so yields more of the same; beyond the relative sane limits of circular logic; the equivalent of a three-year-old's continued use of the reason 'because' when asked 'why' repeatedly by another three-year-old.
Having read my Senator's reply to my request for information on his position concerning the budget, I could only conclude that his many referrals to his original position without further clarification was a perfect example of fractal logic.
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