by SpaceCapt May 17, 2021
Get the Andrew Logicmug. A term used when an item, event, or entity in-game is considered illogical and does not reflect what would happen in real life. Also, many people hate PR logic, they say it's unfair, not understandable, and not even explainable.
Noob: HOW?! This water shouldn't have killed me!
Intermediate: Some water kills you, some water doesn't. Must be PR logic.
Intermediate: Some water kills you, some water doesn't. Must be PR logic.
by anonymous December 13, 2020
Get the PR Logicmug. Girl who always swallows shall not be required to clean up future unintended spills.
This is cum logic.
This is cum logic.
by cumLogician October 30, 2011
Get the cum logicmug. A process of thinking that is based fundamentally on a few simple steps:
1) Be wrong. If at any time you think you may be right, you have exited the bounds of Ingrid Logic.
2) He who is inferior is always right. If you are the third wheel in a two-person argument and are choosing a side, always make sure to come to the rescue of the weaker party.
3) Deny all attacks on your credibility. Anyone who says you're wrong cannot be right because in your mind, you are NOT wrong.
4) Discredit opponents of Ingrid Logic. If, God forbid, anyone calls you out on suspicion of applying Ingrid Logic, attempt to prove that they themselves are wrong with such clever lines as "no" and "you're mean."
5) Once Ingrid Logic, always Ingrid Logic. You must always resist attempts to convert you into an intelligent person by constantly denying being wrong in the first place. If one were to apply too much pressure in attempting to smartify you, just agree with them but continue to use Ingrid Logic.
If a user of Ingrid Logic is encountered, DO NOT attempt to argue with him/her. Scientists at MIT found in a 2006 study that Ingrid Logic is infallible. Interestingly enough, this is the same study that found the leading cause of brain aneurysms.
1) Be wrong. If at any time you think you may be right, you have exited the bounds of Ingrid Logic.
2) He who is inferior is always right. If you are the third wheel in a two-person argument and are choosing a side, always make sure to come to the rescue of the weaker party.
3) Deny all attacks on your credibility. Anyone who says you're wrong cannot be right because in your mind, you are NOT wrong.
4) Discredit opponents of Ingrid Logic. If, God forbid, anyone calls you out on suspicion of applying Ingrid Logic, attempt to prove that they themselves are wrong with such clever lines as "no" and "you're mean."
5) Once Ingrid Logic, always Ingrid Logic. You must always resist attempts to convert you into an intelligent person by constantly denying being wrong in the first place. If one were to apply too much pressure in attempting to smartify you, just agree with them but continue to use Ingrid Logic.
If a user of Ingrid Logic is encountered, DO NOT attempt to argue with him/her. Scientists at MIT found in a 2006 study that Ingrid Logic is infallible. Interestingly enough, this is the same study that found the leading cause of brain aneurysms.
John: Dude, I'm so pissed.
Sam: Why? What's wrong?
John: Well, I got into an argument with Wheelchair Willy. I kept telling him that JFK was assassinated, but Willy insisted that he died in '89 of a heart attack.
Sam: Well? What happened?
John: Ingrid was walking by and overheard the argument. Once the Ingrid Logic kicked in, I knew I had lost the argument.
Sam: So what did you conclude?
John: JFK died in '89 of a heart attack.
Sam: Why? What's wrong?
John: Well, I got into an argument with Wheelchair Willy. I kept telling him that JFK was assassinated, but Willy insisted that he died in '89 of a heart attack.
Sam: Well? What happened?
John: Ingrid was walking by and overheard the argument. Once the Ingrid Logic kicked in, I knew I had lost the argument.
Sam: So what did you conclude?
John: JFK died in '89 of a heart attack.
by maxthndr September 21, 2008
Get the Ingrid Logicmug. by Anim0o February 9, 2020
Get the Karen Logicmug. noun.
The school of logic that compares and correlates two or more disparate, independent entities or events using absolutely no logic, usually based on superstition, WhatsApp forwards, hearsay and personally, socio-culturally preconceived notions. An utter disregard for basic science and lack of any empirically proven evidence is a key aspect of this school of thought. Usually deployed by Indian Gen X-1 to screw the living happiness of Gen X.
The school of logic that compares and correlates two or more disparate, independent entities or events using absolutely no logic, usually based on superstition, WhatsApp forwards, hearsay and personally, socio-culturally preconceived notions. An utter disregard for basic science and lack of any empirically proven evidence is a key aspect of this school of thought. Usually deployed by Indian Gen X-1 to screw the living happiness of Gen X.
Why can't I go swim?
Because Pluto is no longer a planet, and it messes up your birth-chart, swimming pools have piranha pee in them according to NASA and you didn't do what I asked you to do without explaining it because I am just generally superior to you in all regards. By the way, who swims on a rainy/sunny day?
That makes no sense. I can't argue with that. Fucking Logic of India!
Because Pluto is no longer a planet, and it messes up your birth-chart, swimming pools have piranha pee in them according to NASA and you didn't do what I asked you to do without explaining it because I am just generally superior to you in all regards. By the way, who swims on a rainy/sunny day?
That makes no sense. I can't argue with that. Fucking Logic of India!
by BuzzedBrain June 8, 2019
Get the Logic of Indiamug. Extreme circular logic wherein it is fruitless to continue to examine an issue because doing so yields more of the same; beyond the relative sane limits of circular logic; the equivalent of a three-year-old's continued use of the reason 'because' when asked 'why' repeatedly by another three-year-old.
Having read my Senator's reply to my request for information on his position concerning the budget, I could only conclude that his many referrals to his original position without further clarification was a perfect example of fractal logic.
by alienmindtrick July 27, 2014
Get the fractal logicmug.