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anus licking loser

1. Cordial greeting to a whack prick.
2. Often used to describe an obnoxious fool who has no goals or practical dreams and earns his pathetic existance by waxing every detail of his boring past.
John smokes pot all day and makes fun of well-balanced people because they care about things that matter. John is an anus licking loser.
by deplemisher April 24, 2003
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Average Looking Mother Fucker

An Average Looking Mother Fucker is a drop shot originating in Edmonton Alberta that involves dropping a shot of raspberry vodka in the cheapest energy drink you can find. Often used to start a night after getting zombied the night before.
by JunkYardDog11 August 20, 2010
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face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

very ugly person normally used for females
look at that girl shes got a face like a fox licking shit off a thistle
by grumpyboy December 27, 2005
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looking like a mf snack

Basically giving someone or something a compliment. Saying that they look so good you could eat them.
Damnnn bae who you looking like a mf snack for?
by Amirah N April 16, 2017
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cock licking

Sexual variation of cocksucking in where the cock is licked to orgasm. Usually carried out in the following manner when performing oral sex on the male: That the cock(head, shaft and even testicles) is licked by the tongue of the person performing the oral sex act. At no time is the cock actually taken into the mouth. Licking of the cock continues until the subject has an orgasm.
Janet is a cock licking bitch; she has never sucked a cock.

I'll give you the best cock licking you have ever had.
by Renown February 25, 2008
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Lacking Rain

The state of being of dryness, where one is incapable of dropping rain, or has flawed rain. Best used in the context of Beer Pong.
"Iain your are lacking rain so bad - your shot is flawed and you cannot hit a cup."

"Ew my god get off the altar with that flawed shit lack-of-rain of yours, that is fucking disgusting."

"Bro you like the tha Sahara the way you lack rain bro."
by AP witit May 8, 2008
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Looking for Caro

The phrase can be attributed to Wiz Kid's famous song"Caro"; whereas the act of looking for Caro refers to actually looking for that one special girl every guy dreams about marrying. Literally "Miss Perfect".
Guy 1: "Yo bro, I hear you and Ashley broke up?
Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm back to looking for Caro."
by zariiraz March 6, 2014
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