A Literal Piece of Lettuce

When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.

*teacher uncomfortably close*

"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"

by Ppgripper69420 January 12, 2021

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literous

We literous aka (we lit) naother word for li

hey bro they literous over the

by Therealitskenz March 27, 2023

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Literal Dick

Someone who uses words at there most literal meaning to in an argument or debate or discussion to be a dick when they know someone is using a word in a general sense.

You know what I ment when I said your an ass, I didn't mean your a body part. So stop being a literal Dick

by DruDisKils88 September 13, 2022

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Balls literally in the gate

A saying associated with the mental illness caused from playing the hit RPG Baldurs Gate 3. The subject experiences daily uncontrollable urges to play Baldurs Gate 3 for long hours or else they will experience body pains akin to that of testicular torsion.

I dont want to talk about it, my balls literally in the gate. (After spending 11 hour session rushing Act 1)

by WeBallersGate January 15, 2024

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