A lincoln is when you shave your pubes and then ejaculate in the girls face then throw on your pubes so it looks like abe lincolns beard.
by Ryan haagensen September 25, 2007
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The act of doing a keg stand while simultaneously consuming alcoholic beverages anally through a funnel. This is often done at college parties, primarily where members of Greek houses are present.
Shit bro, I got so fucked up last night... I did the Lincoln Double Funnel and was gone for the rest of the night!
by Joe's Younger Cousin June 5, 2011
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by Lincoln Tunnel May 10, 2014
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by Booboo Lala April 12, 2019
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My friend John is pulling a Mary Todd Lincoln by marrying Bertha. I wonder if he will ask her to do an Abe Lincoln on their wedding night?
by Urban Robb February 12, 2014
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by Oliver Wood February 22, 2005
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