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The Shatue of Liberty

A cunning trick play design for American tackle football. The Quarterback lines up directly under center with a single running back in the pistol. When the quarterback calls the ‘snap’ the center proceeds to take a football-sized shit into the quarterback’s hands. The quarterback then drops back and throws an intentionally interceptable pass to the safety in the opposing backfield, as the center begins to run downfield with the football concealed in his trousers. If the play design goes as intended, the opposing defensive line bites for the fake and the secondary is taken into concussion protocol and later trauma counseling, resulting in a touchdown.
Quarterback in the huddle: “center, did you eat your fiber pills today?”

Center in the huddle: “yeah man I’m ready for The Shatue of Liberty.”

Quarterback at the line of scrimmage: “Poo 42! Poo 42! Set, hike!”

Center: *shits*

Opposing Safety: *intercepts decoy and screams incoherently*
by Brett Fahrt December 11, 2024
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liberty honey

Liberty honey

A girl IF you get a chance to meet and give a chance she's overall an amazing caring person who really will do anything to help her friends and family in anyway possible. Liberty honey is the type girl who will always try to make you smile n laugh or mostly just to see you smile overall she's the girl all the guys she hangouts with have a "tiny" crush on and love being around

She's a very beautiful woman and even though her past ISNT the best she doesn't let it bring her down in anyway and will listen to you if u need to rant (even if it's for hours EVEN when you need a shoulder to cry on, she will be there) ask Liberty honey anything and she will try to her best ability to make it happen

Love Liberty honey and she'll love you back 100 × more

You don't even know it

She's the person who no matter who caused her pain or fucked her over she'll still be there for anyone even if they hate her
Guy : whats your name again??

Liberty honey : are you serious omg it's just liberty honey don't forget that s***

Guy : really your names liberty honey I like that, it's unique
by lil monse December 20, 2024
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liberty circle

An informal, invisible but permanent local network existing outside of all formal systems, in particular state bureaucracies. They are a long standing means of organising social and economic life without hierarchy, and still remain the dominant social form in places such as the Liberty of Islandshire between England and Scotland.
Whoever thinks they’re in charge, they’re not. We have our liberty circle.
by HectorZMcTurk December 22, 2024
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liberty circle

An informal, invisible but permanent local network existing outside of all formal systems, in particular state bureaucracies. They are a long standing means of organising social and economic life without hierarchy, and still remain the dominant social form in places such as the Liberty of Islandshire between England and Scotland.
Whoever thinks they’re in charge, they’re not. We have our liberty circle.
by HectorZMcTurk December 22, 2024
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liberty circle

An informal but permanent local network existing outside of all formal systems, in particular state bureaucracies. They are a long standing means of organising social and economic life without hierarchy, and still remain the dominant social form in places such as the Liberty of Islandshire between England and Scotland.
Whoever thinks they’re in charge, they’re not. We have our liberty circle.
by HectorZMcTurk December 22, 2024
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liberty circle

An informal liminal local network existing outside of all formal systems, in particular state bureaucracies. They are a long standing means of organising social and economic life without hierarchy, and reportedly still the dominant social form in places such as (the Liberty of) Islandshire.
Whoever thinks they’re in charge, they’re not. We have our liberty circle.
by HectorZMcTurk December 22, 2024
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The liberty bell

When someone swings their own sack into another man's sack violently
Jimmy hit me with the liberty bell last night now I can't walk
by Nickkydickky June 28, 2025
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