LAN-lag

when traveling from country with hi-speed internet to lower one, you'll experience a LAN-lag, that's frustrating!

wtfg, I open Google with no delay in Japan but now I gotta wait 5 seconds! I think I got LAN-lag

by jojomlahs August 03, 2010

Lag Wagon

When a friend is lagging it and holding up the rest of the group.

Friend 1: Whats taking "friends name here" so long?

Friend 2: Im not sure, but he needs to hurry up and get off the lag wagon.

by MostdopeJoe November 08, 2011

Schwag Lag

When you smoke some crappy ganja (schwag) and get very tired and start to crash.

I smoked a big joint of some mexican schwag, now i suffer from schwag lag and must sleep.

by R2thaC October 28, 2009

Shag Lag

When your watching porn on the internet and your connection is slow so your porn is jumpy and the sound is off beat with the action.

"man i was having a bat last night till i hit shag lag and i didnt know if i should keep going or stop"

by Cheyne Grainger June 13, 2007

ass lag

when your fucking a girl in the ass and the lube starts to wear off

i was about to orgasm but then the ass lag started

by Asshead May 17, 2003

DST Lag

the sleepy feeling you get when trying to adjust to the new time for daylight saving time

chris: man i feel so tired

jim: why? what'd you do yesterday?

chris: nothing, i just got a little DST lag

by J-SLIK November 07, 2007

lag monkey

Lag Monkeys are those mysterious primates at cause your internet connection to run way slower than usual by soaking up the bandwidth with streaming p*rn.

Dude 1: My gigabit DSL is running way slow today..
Dude 2: Yeah, must be those damn lag monkeys again.

by Shadow_Sphinx November 18, 2007