lockerism

it is a religion that says the universe is a science project made by a group of intelligent beings, and our universe is kept in one of their high school lockers. it was created by an immature boy who wanted to piss of a christian.

i follow the religion of lockerism and if you dont follow it to our overlords will strike you down.

by IM A MERCHANT BUY MY STUFF June 11, 2018

Queef Locker

The area below the stomach and above the groin on a woman where future queefs are stored.

That chicks queef Locker looks ready to blow !

by JerBear 1977 June 16, 2018

Locker Rush

a period of the day (most typically in schools or workplaces) where the lockers are very crowded

'Oh my god I can barely get to my locker'
'ya its a locker rush, you should've gotten here earlier'

by dino druggie February 15, 2022

ham locker

A small, confined, crowded, often smelly place.

It was me and 8 guys in a ham locker, playing cards.

by plantguy March 19, 2017

locker room crack

Those little chunks of white deodorant that's on the floor and in the lockers of a locker room. Often times they resemble lines of cocaine when they're smeared or smudged.

"Dude what is this white shit in my locker?"

"That's probably locker room crack."

"Crack? Really?"

"No it's deodorant, but it sure does look like crack."

by JuanManClaus June 1, 2019

locker diving

The end of the school year ritual where teachers and poor kids comb through the trash thrown out by other students as they clean out their lockers in search of usable school supplies for the next school year such as pens, pencils, and unused paper.

"Did you see the haul Mrs. Wright got locker diving? She ended up with about 5,000 pages of notebook paper, twenty binders, fifty five pencils and thirty pens!"
"Yeah, she's set for next years Algebra 1 math class."

by Daniel H. B. May 28, 2023

national locker room day

every day.

Let’s go to the locker room, it’s national locker room day!

by bigdoubleyou March 3, 2022