Dirty Llama

a dirty llama is a used condom.

dupree: hey you know that libarian you set me up with?
molly: yeahh?
dupree: well after i did her i left a little suprise on your couch
molly: what kind of suprise?
dupree: a DIRTY LLAMA!

by caleighvictoria July 26, 2010

lump the llama

To assault the nerdy person. To physically beat the weakest or most outcast person.

The party was boring, so the local jocks lump the llama.

by Wild Bengal January 3, 2009

llama ride

A car ride in which teenage stoners smoke massive amounts of marijuana.

yo dude, want to go on a llama ride?

by wallawallaa December 3, 2010

llama toe

Llama toe is a pain in your foot that comes from doing calf raises. Llama toe can also come from doing other weightlifting exercises. Do not mistake the week long pain as a stress fracture.

Person 1 - I've come up with a bad case of llama toe.
Person 2 - You sure it isn't a stress fracture?

Person 1 - Look at that chick she has some serious llama toe.
Person 2 - How would you know?
Person 1 - Because she told me.

by Randy June 30, 2005

disgruntled~llama

A 1337 llama who is often accused of using hax.

wow that llama I swear is using hax!111!1!

by some n00b March 21, 2005

Drama llamas

Drama llamas - a generally awesome group of students who go through life as though they are in plays/movies. They all excel in the skill of jazz hands.

"Oh look, there go the drama llamas again! Feels just like we're in fame."

"Those drama llamas at QMU are pretty god dang awesome!"

by Jazz-hands August 14, 2012

llama

a hairy animal that spits at you if you bother it.

someone: look at that llama over there....oh wait thats mary......awkward

by grassy ass June 19, 2009