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American League

Ruined by the DH its now an embarrassment to baseball. A place that was so sad in the 70's they needed a way to boost ratings and since the greedy players union bureaucrats are money hungry, its a way to keep aging gimpy non gloving sluggers on the payroll.

The worst part about it is the lame ass excuses people use to defend this inferior league.

"The pitcher should focus only on Pitching" No jack ass, 9 players on the field = same 9 in the batting order.

"They suck at batting anyway, its a wasted spot" No Douche, it removes a major strategic element of the game. In the National League, managers are frequently faced with the need to decide whether it is more important to pinch hit a better batter for the pitcher when the pitcher's at bat comes at a crucial point in the game. If the pitcher is doing well or if there are few good pitchers available, this essentially becomes a trade of offensive production at the expense of defense!

"Well the AL has more WS rings than NL" OK Fagwad, take away 10 of the Yankees 27 rings and its the other way around, not everyone can have an all star team every year.
"Hey bro do you want to go to a Yankees, Angels, or Tigers Game?"

First off dipshit, dont call me Bro if you call that American League bullshit baseball, and 2nd, hell no, Im goin to watch Larussa and the Cards, Torre and Dodgers and Charlie Manuel and the Phils play a classic, strategic game of REAL BASEBALL!!!

oh ok, Ill go watch curling then, cuz Im a tool, and thats what tools do
by Danny boy in LA March 17, 2010
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Ivy League

Original origin comes from the plant 'Ivy', in which these plants usually tend to creep upon the walls of buildings. As ivy plants grow extensively for years, these buildings may still remain, giving these buildings a good reputation of their existence.
Universities such as Harvard and Yale are Ivy League because they have been in existence for a long period of time because the ivy plants that grow on the walls of their buildings signify of how long the buildings were there.
by Rusty Moire April 21, 2014
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The Justice League of America

A collection of extraordinary men brought forth to save the country from certain corruption. The league includes; The Verdi, Saint Maudahbee, The Bermanator, Little Joe, Lennox The Great, and sometimes Sir Cus Bear of Kushman. The league disbanded in 2008 when a few key members were wrongly in-prisoned.
One day The Justice League of America will reunite, and the scum of this country will be sorry they were ever born.
by richard gear April 28, 2009
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BIG LEAGUES

- to flex on another level, do something different out of the norm causing possible hate and/or jealousy from frenemies, enemies and haters
Example used in a sentence:
“They done put me in them big leagues”

~@Freddukes
by FredGolden May 23, 2018
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Rocket league

Game about drugs, cocaine, gangs and cars
It's a game for sweaty kids who's parents don't love them

Some phrases include and definitions:
"What save!" Sweaty abused child
"Savage!" Sad cunts who no one likes
"Nice shot!" Mostly toxic sometimes nice
Friend: do you want to play rocket league

Me: I'm not a sweaty drug no thanks
by Bigladgazz69 May 25, 2020
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rugby league

like afl except better more skillful alot tougher also players are general straight and dont beat each other off after the game
rugby league is like nfl except better
by mozza91 July 16, 2006
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League

When someone looks exceptionally good playing baseball, they are known as "league", relating them to the Major Leagues.

A word used to describe someone that looks like a MLB player while playing baseball.

Also used if you as a player see someone on the other team that looks like they are going to be good.
David: You look pretty league in your Victory baseball pants, phiten necklace and 3/4 cut sleeves.
Nick: Thanks dude.
baseball mlb

Stephen: Yo, number 17 looks pretty league.
Sam: Where's he playing?
Stephen: He's in center right now.
Sam: oh yeah dude, he looks dirty, probably gonna play D1.
Stephen: Yeah dude, so league.
by Player1025 December 29, 2009
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