lancevideos

Lancevideos is a homosexual tiktoker with over 100,000 followers that refer to him as “twink” or “lancey-pants”.

“Lancevideos would be so cute if he changed all this political views and morals and wore eyeliner”

by Accurate Source July 8, 2020

lancevideos

the most annoying republican tiktoker ever. hes a twink that thinks hes famous enough to get his own urban dictionary page.

“have you watched lancevideos before?”
“yeah hes a twink”

by twinklover33 July 7, 2020

Land one on the beach

To "land one on the beach", or "landed one on the beach" is to take a shit that is so big that at least half of its unbroken length sticks up out of the water of the toilet bowl and clings to the porcelain like a beached whale taking its last breath.

Dude, you've got to see this. I just "landed one on the beach", It was such a big shit it brushed my nuts when it finally broke loose and fell over. I love it when I "land one on the beach" I never flush those, so the next guy can see how insignificant his shit capacity is!

by Sall Matsaulu August 30, 2009

Lana Parrilla

Extremely hot goddess, fucking good actress, artist, director
Two r’s two l’s

Lana parrilla is fucking hot

by Trutherteaxox November 4, 2018

shaolin land

The Wu-Tang clan called Staten Island the shaolin land.

I grew up on the crime side, the New York Times side
Staying alive was no jive
Had secondhands, Mom's bounced on old man
So then we moved to Shaolin land
- C.R.E.A.M by Wu-Tang Clan

by Rafficka June 16, 2014

Langston Rendell

Dumbass who threw his ID at Tyler, The Creator one time.

This dumbass has a fucking slave name.. Langston Rendell..

by Jim J.M. Milton April 24, 2022

Lana

The best puppy in all of the land.

"Lana, did you know that you are a princess baby girl?"

by anggurl January 25, 2017