Kyle

Sometimes two faced but really nice when he's not two faced. He has a big heart, open to all! Mostly shy but when you get to know him he’s extremely funny and is a great friend. He doesn’t stick to his word though, but he can keep certain secrets!

Friend : Don’t speak to them nor be friends with them, shes such a bitch. We don’t want you to get your feeling hurt!

Kyle : Okay, i won’t speak to them.

*speaks to the person his friends tell him not to be friends with*

by Unknown Grapefruit May 22, 2019

Kyle

A batty man who has a white van and fingers little children in his spare time.

I saw Kyle looking at kids yesterday

by Funniest guy on the planet November 11, 2019

Kyle

Tall, skinny, stupid. Holds his phone too close to his face. Doesn't do work. Didn't or won't go to collage, and has lots of warts. If u know a guy named Kyle, stay away unless you want to have warts. Also addicted to people named Jack, and want to live with them. STAY AWAY!!!

"Whats that nasty smell?"
"Oh it's just Kyle!"

by Fatboy6969 October 1, 2019

Kyle

the soul embodiment of god himself. destroying anyone in his path one by one. the most important, smart, fit person you will ever meet. he can destroy a whole content with the snap of his finger. “god who?” - kyle spanish 2019

Alex: yo jacob.

Jacob: yeah?
Alex: does it ever worry you or keep you up at night that everything, all of humanity’s hard work could just be wiped out in a nano second. just from the snap of kyle spanish’s fingers.

jacob: um...no?
Alex: oh okay.

by blexbharette March 24, 2019

Kylee

Tiktok handle probably Kylee1444. Most likely likes a guy named Milo across the alley. Favorite catchphrase is “Do you even want a Christmas present?” Siblings name something like Ayden (middle) Rhyanna (middle shares birthday possibly) Calloway (baby) She weird and probably twerks ALOT!

Kylee is SO weird

by Sushiblike November 29, 2020

Kyle

If you meet a girl named girl, you've struck gold. They are one of the funniest people alive. Amazingly beautiful, and make everything they do cute in some way. A female Kyle may be a little insecure, but she really doesn't have reason to be. Either the bestest friend you will have in your entire damn life. Or an amazing lover, and girlfriend. Great at kissing, even better at hugs. A Kyle, is certainly someone you'd never want to replace.

Derick-dude, I asked out Kyle.
Bobby-She won't say yes man, she's wayyy too good for you.

by TheRealOne677 May 4, 2019

Kyle

A wannabe or real skater boi who wears beanies and lives off of Monster and Taco Bell. They sometimes contract ligma, sugma, fugma, AND bofa. They also COMPLETELY OBLITERATE any sort of drywall and or someone who has spilled their Monster.

Nobody:
Kyle: "Keep your friends close, but your drywall closer."

by CertifiedWeebTrash July 21, 2019