kirking

The act of acquiring an extra hour or two of sleep through the use of a vague medical condition as an excuse. Kirking requires you to show up at 9:30 to 10:00 am thus allowing you to maintain your ability to give others a rash of shit if they take a sick day.

"It's 9:30 and the boss still isn't here. He must be kirking this morning."

by Jbski April 27, 2017

Kirked

It's the word "Killed and Murked" morphed in one, specifically if the person died from a wound in the neck.

David: Hey! Did you hear what happened to Marley?
Steve: No. What happened?
David: Marley got kirked!
Steve: That poor man. I will make sure to give his family my condolences!

by Jesús Cristo September 13, 2025

Kirked

The word "Kirked" is slang used by the gaming community to let teamates knows they've been killed.

Hey be careful going through that alley, I just got kirked.

by yungsupersize September 11, 2025

Kirk

To humble oneself to their debate opposition

Charlie Kirked himself in the gun debate.

by DrossWinds October 8, 2025

Kirk Effect

The Effect where you succumb victim to your own Beliefs, Opinions, or views
In other words get the short side of the stick you put out.

Did you hear mark fell off a bride

That guy who petitioned for less funding for buildings and other structures

Yeah that guy

Thats the Kirk Effect in action

by TheNameMakerofOZ September 11, 2025

giving kirk

this mean giving someone head/neck

"i heard mia was giving kirk to adien"

by shesoweirdddd September 20, 2025

Kirk

Verb: suffering consequences of what the person stand/stood for
Act of doing something bad in prol of something good

My friend got kirked because he was rude to someone on the street
I kirked you because you did something without thinking

by Ytsprmc-fighter September 16, 2025