KANSAS CLAM BAKE

A sex act in which a person puts their rectum against their partner's vagina and proceeds to dedicate inside of her. AKA "poo-in-a-puss"

No don't try to hook-up with Matt he just wants to give everyone a Kansas Clam Bake.

by Redrokkit December 9, 2021

kansas city creampie

The process of cumming so hard in one's mouth, that it comes out of their nose

I just gave her a Kansas City Creampie, it was intense.

by Fart Enterprises Inc. LLC. February 3, 2018

From bitchita kansas

Term used to describe someone who is completely obnoxious.particularly out in public.

See that karen over there yelling at that poor guy? She must be from bitchita kansas!

by 4realazitgits March 14, 2021

Kansas 2-Step

when one finishes a bubble bath, usually in the "spongebob squarepants bottle" with the water at exactly 87 degrees, then has intercourse with The Devil Wears Prada" (music not movie) playing. Has to be on a Tuesday.

Me and my ex gf's sister's neighbor did a Kansas 2-step last tuesday...LEGIT

by kevinliaobitches September 23, 2009

Kansas City Masterpiece

Anal Intercourse; A person shits on another person's penis. They then pull out and stick it in the person's mouth. mmmmmm! Bitch! Barbeque Sauce!

I gave your girl a Kansas City Masterpiece!

by PisaJuan September 12, 2006

Kansas City Coast Guard

Standing outside your friend's bedroom door and diverting his family members away whilst he is banging his girlfriend.

Hey, man. I'm gonna fuck my bitch tonight, but my folks are around. Could you give me a Kansas city coast guard?

by niccorator December 30, 2013

Kansas City wet dream

The act of eating bbq for lunch and spend the rest of the day drinking and watching sports.

Dave - "How was your weekend?"

Matt - "Great... Had a Kansas City wet dream on Saturday."

by mjm76 April 1, 2011