jelly jerker

A person who uses jelly to masturbate.

Do you know where all the Smuckers went?
Robert probably took it to his room; you know he's a jelly jerker.

by Nickhasaposse May 11, 2016

Jelly Story

A completely pointless story that bores everyone to tears. It has no real meaning and is told for the sake of telling it.

Original Jelly Story: One day, I went to get raspberry jelly, but they didn't have any so I got orange jelly instead. It wasn't as good as raspberry jelly.

by ulamp January 20, 2011

jelly scoop

Using your hand in a cupped manner to acquire some jelly from opposing tits.

Connor loves getting jelly scooped.

by gvhjfcvxcnfgc9 May 24, 2018

Jelly J

a lit ass mf toronto rapper

Jelly J dropped his new mixtape last night, shit was fire

by Real Whiite September 10, 2020

jelly thumping

action: a game girls play at parties where they try to fuck as many fat guys as they can before the end of the night.

me and veronica were at that party last night, and she won our game of jelly thumping.

by amandaxbandana October 15, 2007

Baked Jelly

Dried up Vasoline that you find around the rim of your asshole.

Watch Out! I think she's got baked jelly up there, don't toss anything yet.

by sumolucy24 August 6, 2008

Salty Jelly

When someone gets jealous, so they start acting really salty.

A mixture of salt and jelly,

Jessica: So i like, started dating her ex boyfriend, and she was totally salty jelly!
Brittany: LOL

Justin: Yo this jelly tastes weird, what'd you put in it?
Matt: Nothing much, just salt.
Justin: Salty Jelly? Dude you're fucking mental.

by wowimdeadinside February 10, 2020