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Jason

A person that sings in class to the linus and lucy song. Also blocks walkways with chair. Corrects Teacher.
Jason:"Actually Colonel Sanders was a real Colonel that dropped fried chicken from his plane instead of bombs.
Guy:"Oh that must be Jason correcting the teacher"
by 69770609 January 27, 2019
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He is the biggest asshole you will ever meet. You will regret meeting him. He treats you like a piece of shit cause he has no life himself. He acts diffrent depending on who is around. He won’t try to get a job and all he will do is sit down and play video games. He makes people feel bad for him but is a complete dickhed towards people.
by awe31116 February 16, 2019
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Unreliable. Cares about nothing but himself. He is so disorganized everyone hates him. He cares about you though and he loves you.
Jason is so disorganized!!
by Kenzie34 May 28, 2018
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A Jason is a total bookworm . He is overweight and has nothing to do except to read his long ass books. He loves books so much, he will eat the shit out of them!
Mary: Is that Jason over there?
Scott : Fuck, it is!
Mary: hide before he eats you and your books!
by Minecraft Master June 3, 2018
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Jason is a privileged white boy. He thinks he's hot and assumes everyone likes him. He's kinda a rich Fuck boy. He'll end up playing with you.
by Aik0 November 5, 2019
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when you are proud of getting blueballs and tell your friends about it
OH GUYS I JUST DID THE JASON WITH SAM GUYS ARE YOU PROUD OF ME!!!
by adslfjka'dls;fjkaf April 12, 2019
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Jason is hot as fuck but also really smart. He mildly likes sports and has a best friend who used to have a crush on his current crush who he can't get over. Jason may be mean or sarcastic but he doesn't actually mean it. He likes a girl who he can't get over that starts with an E and can't go to sleep at night thinking about her because she's beautiful smart and sits beside him. Jason was sexually touched by someone and has been traumatized since. Jason loves art but loves the girl that starts with the E and who he sits beside more.
Person One: Jason is amazingly hot said E
Person two: Jason is very sarcastic
by I write names2 May 6, 2019
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