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Jakeing

Jakeing - the process in which someone knowingly bites into a boiling hot, right off the grill, piece of food.
Jim - "You better wait until that hot pocket cools, Bob"

Bob - "Fuck that I'm about to Jake this mother fucker"

Brad- "Look at that fool he is Jakeing that lava hot hot pocket"
by Dark Fish July 26, 2012
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Jake

People named jake are just a tad bit sensitive. They are usually hoes. Be careful if you’re going to befriend a Jake.
Dude: Hey are you friends with Jake?
Other Dude: No way! He’s such a hoe!!
by big gay energy July 29, 2018
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Jake

Wow Jake is a badass
by Jakethebeast January 7, 2019
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Jake

Cooler than Nina and Josh
Jake is even cooler.
by Nina Q May 25, 2016
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Jake

Jake. It’s so difficult to put all the feelings and vibes into words. A Jake is a wonderful person. He is the most genuine and direct person you’ll ever meet. He will make you smile so hard everyday and always knows when something’s wrong. His personality is a mystery and an exciting ride to figure out. He has a smile that could make anyone lose their breath after one glimpse. When Jake smiles you can’t help but stare and think about how lucky you are to be around him, and making Jake smile is one of my greatest joys in life. He’s amazing at sports and has a driven attitude and likes to win but isn’t obsessed with winning. He’s obsessed with spending time with the ones he loves and making people smile or happy. He’ll go out of his way to make sure someone’s okay, wether he’s known them for years or for days. He’s one of the goofiest people you will ever have the pleasure of laughing with and he always knows how to cheer someone up. Dating a Jake is one of the most exciting and unpredictable. When he messes up he makes it right because he doesn’t like conflict at all and loves people in general. His mind is very beautiful and he never stops thinking of those he loves. Jake is incredibly loving and will give you the world if you give him the chance. If you date a jake, never let him go.
Why’d you go back to him?
Because he’s Jake
by bootylicker96 July 23, 2020
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Jake

Me. The type of person who would say "you too" after the waiter says enjoy your meal. He later crashed into a tree.
Waiter: Enjoy your meal!
Jake: You too!!
Jakes mind: Shit.
*crashes into a tree*
by doodie hole June 28, 2018
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Jake

A Jake is a nice guy. he is smart caring but mean to his enemies. They usually have dark brown curly hair and are commonly tan. they also like to watch star wars and is obsessed with making video games.
by sickboi85678383 September 7, 2020
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