Jonah

A very special guy and also very smart. Very often someone with dark secrets, but good at hiding them. A Jonah is a sweet guy that is soft and commonly a ginger.

Omg he just told me he is smoking!

Really? What’s his name?

Jonah of course

by KentuckyWatermel0nz November 14, 2019

Jonah

Somebody who’s birthday sucks

Person one: why are so sad
Person two: it’s Jonah’s birthday today
Person one: fuck

by Threeballsinmymouthinthesouth July 16, 2022

Jonah

hes a little bitch

jonah the name

by negaballslicker October 22, 2023

Jonah

A tall skinny guy who likes to rizz up thick gay guys. This guy will not man up and let the thick man stack donuts on it.

Your being such a fucking Jonah!

by bigdaddy0909 March 15, 2024

Jonah

His blonde hair is thinning but his smile is wide. He’s short, but a genius. His penis is small but he has a great heart.

Denise: Jonah is such a little bugger.

by Shmuelh16 February 13, 2022

Jonah

The most fat and ugly person ever. He likes Luella and he likes Big Macs. He likes to be called JONAHMYBONAH.

He looks like a Jonah
I know, so fat.

by fatima kim jong un May 15, 2024

Jonah

Jonah is a guy in the closet that comes out via a urban dictionary post. Claps to jonah

Are you in the closet, that’s so jonah.

by OhShitHi April 29, 2020