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Jose Rueda

A discord moderator that barely gets any bitches but mostly fumbles them when he has the chance with a beautiful woman. He sits in his room and plays with his discord friends while the rest of his family is spending time together.
Jose Rueda: “Hey guys I broke up with my girlfriend! Anyone down to play some Minecraft!”
“Jose Rueda is a person with a lot of toxic friends.”
by s0uppppppppppp June 19, 2023
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jose altuve

The only word you use to describe the Houston Astros nowadays.
Houston Astros and Jose Altuve…

Wait, since when was he with Carlos Lee!?
by iHangMyself! December 4, 2021
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jose jimenez

has the biggest dick future MLB player amd gets bitches
by GRhETUJRZUJZEUEZT March 3, 2022
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Playa(Jose)

Playa is handsome and single.He is 5’4 but trust me he’s worth it😁.He can be a lil gay sumtimes but he is into women.He is good in bed,girls remember him as a “lion in bed”
by Ayo is tht playa November 10, 2020
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Papi Jose

A black fuck with a huge mutherfuckin cock. He will fuck your bitch any day. He is poor and gets more bitches than most guys.
Aww man Papi Jose is cumming in my gurl again
by kjlreahjgarhjkgkg February 7, 2018
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Jose Duran

Jose Duran is the epitome of big balls and big dick mama huevo. Jose Duran's are dominican they like to go to Dyckman and they enjoy having hookah times every once in a while. His best friend is undefined. 1/0. Jose Duran's like to have a lot of puppies and like to eat plantain and fight with his siblings.
Dayumm Jose Duran has the biggest ding dong I have ever seen.

Jose Duran you are not allowed to talk to other girls romantically okay little bitch subsubsub little hoe ass little baby bitch love bitch mama huevo. Okay u got it.
by drogbaoh June 8, 2018
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filthy jose

The act of pulling your pants down and defecating on a crouching, unsuspecting co-worker.
Frank was installing the ceramic tile in the entry way, lost in his own world, so I dropped a filthy jose on him.
by Customrolla October 23, 2008
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