A very special guy and also very smart. Very often someone with dark secrets, but good at hiding them. A Jonah is a sweet guy that is soft and commonly a ginger.
by KentuckyWatermel0nz November 14, 2019

by Masterbaiter3569\ May 13, 2025

Fucking cunt the biggest asshole on earth smokes weed everyday and his penis is as small as my girlfriends nipples.
But I like him
But I like him
I hate Jonah
by Jonahisgayandhasasmallpenis September 7, 2020

The kindest person and the funniest literally an angel on earth. Always makes you laugh and send u the best tiktoks and never dissapoints. Plus he is always honest. Master procrastinator, drawer and best friend. Ily bitch <3
by _moncherri November 21, 2021

The most random dude of them all and surprisingly the best listener too. Being around a Jonah feels like being around a psychopath, sometimes intimidating, but usually they're heads are somewhere in the clouds. Introverted as fuck but not gonna admit it to anyone except for their close friends. Jonah can be reserved and sometimes seem depressed but in reality they're just thinking about that new season or update that just came out. Jonah's are chill and loyal, if you have one treat them well, but don't get mad when they get tired of you, it's not personal.
Friend 1: Yo that motherfucker's name is Jonah, who names their kid that anymore.
Friend 2: Idk but he seems chill
Friend 2: Idk but he seems chill
by SharkMan4 November 23, 2021

by Vashta_Nerada July 5, 2023

Leader having more than enough skill at basketball with a longs dick and slender man arms. A true handsome man who pulls women and owns other towns.
by Epg>Fhs March 19, 2023
