give a penis

Basicly give a fuck

Kaan göçmen doesn't give a penis about what you say

by greatstuf January 9, 2017

half giving

The half-way point between this year's Thanksgiving and last year's

Person 1: Happy half giving!
Person 2: I love the half giving dinner!

by Anon12473773752 June 10, 2014

Give it to the orphans.

Phrase letting convenience store clerks know that you don't want to wait the 8 seconds for your change and that they should instead just drop it into the charity bucket after you leave.

Tom: "Just the one 40 of Old English please."
Clerk: "That'll be $2.50."
Tom: *gives $3
Tom: "Give it to the orphans."
Tom: *walks out.

by sean90 June 26, 2014

Giving the Pencil

Having sexual relations

Guy 1: How did things go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Pretty good, was giving the pencil all night

by geezermate May 12, 2010

give turkey

Someone who bullshits or says something often that is bullshit.

Man1: HEY dude did you here that story man3 told me?
Man2: Yeah I have heard it five times differently. You do know man3 is a Give Turkey right?
Man1: A Give Turkey?
Man2: Yeah means he says alot of bullshit. He's a bullshitter. The whole story is bullshit.

That man is a total Give Turkey.

by PhillipMcKracken May 22, 2018

Give a Hoot

Give a Hoot is a phrase used to tell someone they should contact them.

"You want to play some games later?"
"Yeah, sure! I'm free all night so just give a hoot."

by KhajiitMeistro March 8, 2021

Gives None

verb; To not care,

-"aye did you see him getting on your girl?"

-"ya but i got on her best friend, GIVES NONE!"

by lilshady February 23, 2011