by lilith130 April 18, 2024
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my top 3 words to describe instagram
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by sillysamuel May 2, 2024
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Get the instagram mug.It’s a face with certain features, often seen on instagram and been achieved by facial surgery and other cosmetic work. Button nose, big lips, defined brows, alien-like eyes, sculpted cheeks and jawline. It’s a face you won’t ever see in real life, since it either needs editing to some extent or heavy makeup. If you’d line up selfies with these faces it’d be nearly impossible to know if it’s the same person or not.
I don’t know, I want to look pretty, but I feel like getting an instagram face would also fuck with my self-identify.
by Xxxlovley February 14, 2024
Get the Instagram face mug.Someone who overuses crying and skull emojis, and also overuses the word "Bro" and other words. You will find these people in the average instagram comment section. (Ong, Blud, Lil bro etc.) People who don't use these emojis and words this much are not affected. This definition is for people who can't speak a millisecond without these words.
Person 1: Hey man, what's up how's your day?
Person 2: ong bro thought he did something 😭😭😭💀
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Nah Lil bro. go over there and put the fries in the bag.
Person 1: You are a 24/7 instagram comment addict.
Person 2: ong bro thought he did something 😭😭😭💀
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Nah Lil bro. go over there and put the fries in the bag.
Person 1: You are a 24/7 instagram comment addict.
by satire1 August 18, 2024
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by Adam_is_a_real_human March 22, 2023
Get the Instagram lust mug.A platform guaranteed to turn the addicted into sererely depressed individuals who will eventually make the decision to CTB because they don't have a good life that's as exciting as the famous people on there.
Eric (after a long day of being bullied at school) : I'm so bored, I'm just gonna use my phone for entertainment.
*Eric opens instagram*
*He sees people on there posting about them having a good time, how they're sorrounded with great friends*
Eric: oh shit
*Eric continues to scroll*
*Eric starts looking through a pretty girl's posts and sees things that make him green with envy*
*A random user cyber bullies Eric about how he has absolutely no life after he comments on one of the girl's posts, hoping for her attention but no reply*
Eric: I've had enough, time to CTB.
*Eric makes the decision to CTB, goes to the top of his apartment building and jumps off*
*Eric opens instagram*
*He sees people on there posting about them having a good time, how they're sorrounded with great friends*
Eric: oh shit
*Eric continues to scroll*
*Eric starts looking through a pretty girl's posts and sees things that make him green with envy*
*A random user cyber bullies Eric about how he has absolutely no life after he comments on one of the girl's posts, hoping for her attention but no reply*
Eric: I've had enough, time to CTB.
*Eric makes the decision to CTB, goes to the top of his apartment building and jumps off*
by Al_000 April 20, 2024
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