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Psycho

1. The kind of person the mainstream media has told you to stay away from.
2. A person that will ruin your life by infecting you with their personal problems.
3. Someone who will make you less perfect by means of secret magical rituals. They will make you: a. Lose your spouse, b. Lose your job, c. Lose your reputation, d. Lose your credit rating, e. Lose your house, f. Lose your self-control, g. Lose all of your other friends, h. Get you in trouble with the law, i. Get you arrested, j. Persuade you to do things you would never do, k. Lose your mind, l. Get you locked up, m. Make you feel like Mommy and Daddy don't love you any more. n. Destroy everything you ever worked for.
4. A person who has problems and is not perfect.
5. A person who didn't take their Adderall.
6. The guy in the Hitchcock movie who killed that woman in the shower.
7. Dexter and the American Psycho.
8. Psychopaths, narcissists, sociopaths, Hector Lecter in The Silence of the Lambs.
9. A worthless sad sack who lost their job since COVID-19.
10. All of the above, and add in anyone you don't like. They're all the same.
If you meet a psycho on the road, don't just kill him. He may come back to life as a skinwalker and haunt you forever. You have to spirit-kill psychos. A good way to do this is to always call the police on anyone you suspect of being a psycho. Any local news on any channel can tell you just who these people are, why you should be afraid of them, and what products you should buy to ward off their evil magical powers. Buy, buy, buy.
by KeepItSweet November 17, 2022
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psycho calling

Henry: Bob won’t freaking stop calling me.
David: He’s probably just mentally ill.
Henry: What should I do?
David: Just block Bob whose psycho calling
by WillZthousand August 23, 2021
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psycho sow

An obese and pernicious woman who's life is empty and and ugly. Her mental illness is petty and spiteful. She is a covert saboteur who will destroy others for the smallest slight.
Did I tell you psycho sow called my job and tried to get me fired?
by Ariel Bonzai May 21, 2022
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delic psycho

The feeling you get after taking psychedelics. or to quote Juice WRLD's rich and blind "Sometimes when I'm high, I feel high in reverse" .
Bro 1:"Are you high"
Bro 2: "No I'm delic psycho"
by emiwaybantaianimehentai March 18, 2022
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psycho bitch from hell

a hot, cool, chick who turns out to have an unexpected dark side. someone who is built to be lusted over, but is fucking crazy.
by stickerbitchesZA December 6, 2023
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Psycho Teddy

An 2007 song made by Dion Howell, Michael "Fingaz" Migusha and Sony Music Entertainment, it was provided as an ringtone thanks to Jamster and DaDa Mobile, in 2008 he got revamped as DJ Teddy Z due to controversies.
I hear Psycho Teddy every day in my big speaker.
by SunnyXd__ December 15, 2023
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Psycho

The leaker and hottest. I call him Georgey poo.
tbh I wanna make out with him.
His favorite people are:
Bloom.
Psycho is planning something!
by The Real Psycjo July 15, 2022
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