"Dude, she will NOT stop texting me, and calling me!"
Seth: 'did you cum in her?"
"Yeah"
Seth: "there's your problem bro" its all about "Seth's Theory"
Seth: 'did you cum in her?"
"Yeah"
Seth: "there's your problem bro" its all about "Seth's Theory"
by TG brewing co. March 02, 2011
A phrase that can potentially be used at the end of a sentence to potentially be an asshole.
Usually used after a fact or bold statement.
Usually used after a fact or bold statement.
Dude Who Wants To Gain Knowledge: "Hey bro! What was the cause of extinction for dinosaurs?"
Asshole: "A large meteorite struck the earth, according to theory."
Or for even the more practical use:
Dude Who Wants To Gain Knowledge: "Hey what time does the movie start?"
Asshole: "7:05 according to theory."
Dude Who Wants To Gain Knowledge: "No need to be a douche"
Asshole: "Come at me bro!"
Asshole: "A large meteorite struck the earth, according to theory."
Or for even the more practical use:
Dude Who Wants To Gain Knowledge: "Hey what time does the movie start?"
Asshole: "7:05 according to theory."
Dude Who Wants To Gain Knowledge: "No need to be a douche"
Asshole: "Come at me bro!"
by BillCosby'sBrosef February 11, 2011
The theory that wearing blouses with sparkle in the cleavage area will not only bring more attention, BUT more money in tips jars for those females in the service industry.
This also works with well placed glitter/shimmer.
Can be adapted for men with shiny belts.
This concept was first defined at the University of Illinois-Urbana in 2007.
This also works with well placed glitter/shimmer.
Can be adapted for men with shiny belts.
This concept was first defined at the University of Illinois-Urbana in 2007.
Example One:
Waitress speaking to colleague after counting tips: "MAN, Sonia's made well over $100 more in tips than me! Her sparkle theory was full blown tonight!"
Example Two:
Waitress speaking to colleague: "Man, even that old grandma was staring at my tits today! What is going on!?"
Colleague: "It's cuz you got the sparkle theory going on!"
Waitress speaking to colleague after counting tips: "MAN, Sonia's made well over $100 more in tips than me! Her sparkle theory was full blown tonight!"
Example Two:
Waitress speaking to colleague: "Man, even that old grandma was staring at my tits today! What is going on!?"
Colleague: "It's cuz you got the sparkle theory going on!"
by uofibartender August 20, 2009
by fradern June 27, 2021
The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon
A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face
by Steve? June 05, 2016
A tenet of Nick Land's speculative realism in which formalism and representation become continuous with respect to each other, obviating the object between them.
Constructivistic surrealism.
The collapse of the signifier/sign/signed triangle in semiotic theory into a duality of signifier and signed.
Preliminarily schematized in computer science by replacing object-oriented programming with attribute-oriented programming (synthetic programming); and ultimately reference-oriented programming.
Constructivistic surrealism.
The collapse of the signifier/sign/signed triangle in semiotic theory into a duality of signifier and signed.
Preliminarily schematized in computer science by replacing object-oriented programming with attribute-oriented programming (synthetic programming); and ultimately reference-oriented programming.
Theory-fiction eliminates the object itself by collapsing the triangle of semiotic representationalism into a duality.
by sandraxine August 02, 2018
A phrase often used by science deniers, usually against the scientific theory of evolution. It implies that a "theory" is just an unproven "guess", therefore evolution is an unproved lie. This stems from a fundamental misunderstanding of the word "theory" in the context of science.
In colloquial use, a 'theory' may mean a "guess", but in Science, a 'theory' is defined as "a well-substantiated explanation of an aspect of the natural world." Therefore the phrase "Evolution is just a theory" makes no sense.
In colloquial use, a 'theory' may mean a "guess", but in Science, a 'theory' is defined as "a well-substantiated explanation of an aspect of the natural world." Therefore the phrase "Evolution is just a theory" makes no sense.
A: Evolution is just a theory!
B: Yes, it is. It's a scientific theory that is supported by the best available evidence. Cell theory is a theory too, do you deny that we are made of cells? And gravity is a theory too, do you jump off of bridges?
B: Yes, it is. It's a scientific theory that is supported by the best available evidence. Cell theory is a theory too, do you deny that we are made of cells? And gravity is a theory too, do you jump off of bridges?
by ben-mactavish August 16, 2022