Mud Wasp

A person who launches their meat rocket into a mud hole quickly, without warning and/or invitation.

My bitch was half asleep, so I gave her the ol' Mud Wasp!

by H1v3 August 30, 2007

stick-in-the-mud

A person who is dull and unadventurous and who resists change.

Conservative.

Her fun-loving boyfriend had become her stick-in-the-mud husband.

by bonmot58 December 06, 2012

mud-hose

When you walk into the public restroom and hear the sounds of explosive diareah amplified by the the porcelain you are hearing a mud-hose. A mud-hose usually emmits an oder similar to that of a nursing home bedpan.

I walked into the bathroom at work and heard Bill working his mud-hose.

by J T Naylor July 19, 2005

Mud jockey

A man who gives it to other men in the butt frequently is a mud jockey.

"Dude Peter you're such a mud jockey."

by Michael23 June 01, 2007

mud squirt

The act of projecting a mixture of shit and cum from the anus after a man has ejaculated during anal sex

Poor guy, he contracted a really bad eye infection after he got her mud squirt square in the eye

by BristolRob May 30, 2007

Mud Marine

Any Marine with an Infantry military occupational specialty.

Army Paratrooper: "So, you're a Marine? Are you a Mud Marine?"
U.S. Marine: "You damned right! 0311 Infantry! Oorah!"

by DSGT July 04, 2016

Mud Fuck

(n/v)During anal, the receiving partner has not properly washed her anal cavity and leaving behind pieces of feces which the male encounters.

(n)My girlfriend and I had a major Mud Fuck fest. It was nasty.
(v) I Mud Fucked my girlfriend.

by streetusa710 July 17, 2008