(1) Belief in Allah (God) and Mohammad (an old word referring to Jesus Christ), as expressed in the Qu'ran (a mistranslated, Syriac Christian book).
(2) Pray 5 times a day facing Mecca (an Arabic town where an imaginary pagan prophet lived).
(3) Giving of alms (Zakat, or 2.5% of income, which is 1/4 the customary alms required of other Christian sects).
(4) Fast during Ramadan (an imitation of the Lenten Christian holy month, Ramadan is related to the crescent moon)
(5) A trip to Mecca (ensures that Saudis make a lot of money and involves walking around an old Christian church now called the Kaaba)
(2) Pray 5 times a day facing Mecca (an Arabic town where an imaginary pagan prophet lived).
(3) Giving of alms (Zakat, or 2.5% of income, which is 1/4 the customary alms required of other Christian sects).
(4) Fast during Ramadan (an imitation of the Lenten Christian holy month, Ramadan is related to the crescent moon)
(5) A trip to Mecca (ensures that Saudis make a lot of money and involves walking around an old Christian church now called the Kaaba)
The "Five Pillars of Islam" were invented by competing Arabic warlords in the process of creating their new religion from an older, Christian sect. In time, these groups would be known as "Sunni" and "Shia."
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They hope that if enough people are gullible enough to swallow this they'll support the Iraq war. And believe Iraq harboured Osama or WMD's or whatever else it was supposed to be guilty off.
If enough people are stupid enough to swallow this then the rich oil barons actually controlling the Bush administration can freely plunder the mid-east, give themselves huge tax-cuts (out of the pockets of the far less affluent common man), make record profits, bust some unions and more such. Generally with intend of eventually becoming a sort of aristrocracy in a setting similar to a latin american 'banana republic' style dictatorship. By the looks of it.
They hope that if enough people are gullible enough to swallow this they'll support the Iraq war. And believe Iraq harboured Osama or WMD's or whatever else it was supposed to be guilty off.
If enough people are stupid enough to swallow this then the rich oil barons actually controlling the Bush administration can freely plunder the mid-east, give themselves huge tax-cuts (out of the pockets of the far less affluent common man), make record profits, bust some unions and more such. Generally with intend of eventually becoming a sort of aristrocracy in a setting similar to a latin american 'banana republic' style dictatorship. By the looks of it.
The islamofascists are going to kill you! Only the Republicans can stop them! And we'll get Osama too! We think he's in Syria or Iran now! Or maybe Libanon! Fuck, we'll just invade the entire mid-east! And you pay for it! And for our third yacht! Whilst we make tons of profit from all the oil!
by Ye Grand Olde Observer September 15, 2006
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A neologism used by neo-conservatives to denigrate Islamic governments.
It ignores the fact that most Islamic fundamentalists are stateless, such as Osama bin Laden. It also ignores the reality that most forms of fascism are decidedly secular militaristic enterprises.
What is usually missed is that the largest Fascist states in the Middle East are US allies, such as Suadi Arabia and Egypt. True skeptics reject the term out of hand, arguing that there is no new Hitler. Others prefer to see Bush in the role of the neo-fascist.
It ignores the fact that most Islamic fundamentalists are stateless, such as Osama bin Laden. It also ignores the reality that most forms of fascism are decidedly secular militaristic enterprises.
What is usually missed is that the largest Fascist states in the Middle East are US allies, such as Suadi Arabia and Egypt. True skeptics reject the term out of hand, arguing that there is no new Hitler. Others prefer to see Bush in the role of the neo-fascist.
by Professor Keith November 8, 2004
Get the islamofascist mug.Really crazy wacky dysfunctional group of Muslims and non-Muslims of all stripes on the Islamicaweb discussion forum where sarcasm is as common as the air you breathe, and sporadic outbursts of chaos are common.
Adam: Wow look at that group of Mozzlems over there. They're tossing some poor sob around like a beanie bag. Wassup with that?
Ahmad: They're probably Islamicans. Dont even bother trying to stop them.
Ahmad: They're probably Islamicans. Dont even bother trying to stop them.
by Mad Dog Rambo July 15, 2010
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My friend is a mulsim, she practices Islam
Cool I don't give a damn it's a fucking religion just like christains or jews calm the fuck down people all my friends who are different religions are kind.
Cool I don't give a damn it's a fucking religion just like christains or jews calm the fuck down people all my friends who are different religions are kind.
by Hamilton fan March 15, 2017
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by 3333lol122 June 20, 2020
Get the islamaphobia mug."The second-largest religion in the world after Christianity, Islam is also the fastest-growing religion. In the United States, for example, nearly 80 percent of the more than 1,200 mosques have been built in the past 12 years."
ISLAM is the fastest growing religion in the world. Because Islam is a complete way of life. It tells man about the purpose of his creation and existence, his ultimate destiny, his place among other creatures and more importantly, it provides him with guidance to lead a balanced and purposeful life.
ISLAM is the fastest growing religion in the world. Because Islam is a complete way of life. It tells man about the purpose of his creation and existence, his ultimate destiny, his place among other creatures and more importantly, it provides him with guidance to lead a balanced and purposeful life.
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