A homosexual male hooker, with a habit of charging a lot for a low quality blowjob. A homosexual male who slaps people with his small, fat genitalia. A low quality male homosexual hooker who prices a lot for a blowjob.
example1
"Ooooooooh, some Ian jizzed all over me!"
"that sucks."
example2
"A Ian tried to get me into another expensive blowjob again. Last time i ended up jizzing up blood!"
"Ooooooooh, some Ian jizzed all over me!"
"that sucks."
example2
"A Ian tried to get me into another expensive blowjob again. Last time i ended up jizzing up blood!"
by klagarcles October 30, 2011
Get the Ianmug. Ian: can I touch you butt
Person 1: no you can not touch my butt
Ian: can I touch your boobs
Person 2: no you cant touch my boobs
Person 1: no you can not touch my butt
Ian: can I touch your boobs
Person 2: no you cant touch my boobs
by Peanutmonkey May 11, 2016
Get the Ianmug. has a deformed penis usually the shape of a lollipop also lies about everything in order to compensate for lack of bed skills or skills of any varity. also is easy to see through. usually people will feel sorry for said ian and go along with his lies for pitties sake
by haha exactly May 26, 2010
Get the ianmug. a poopyfaced boy that is always best friends with a sydney. sydneys are the most amazing people in the world so ians are blessed to be BEST FRIENDS with them. its just how the world works. if you are an ian and you dont have a best friend named sydney, then you need to go find one. ians refer to sydneys as fappable because they love them because like i said, they are best friends. ians are amazing and sydneys love them. it always has and always will be that way. THATS JUST HOW IT WORKS. ps--sydney LOVES ian
person 1:" woah did you see that guy?"
person 2: yeah hes an ian!!
person 1: who's that girl with him?
person 2: oh thats a sydney...theyre best friends"
person 1: dayum they must love each other <3
person 2: yeah hes an ian!!
person 1: who's that girl with him?
person 2: oh thats a sydney...theyre best friends"
person 1: dayum they must love each other <3
by mollyisgay July 28, 2011
Get the ianmug. a small teenager, usually a hipster. who usually dresses in grey skinny jeans and stupid random t-shirts.
Usually copying whoever is closest to at the moment in every way.
acts cool by saying that he does drugs and pretends to be drunk and "drunk" texts people to make them think he's cool.
has an empty, abysmal hole where his heart should be. and has a mangina.
Usually copying whoever is closest to at the moment in every way.
acts cool by saying that he does drugs and pretends to be drunk and "drunk" texts people to make them think he's cool.
has an empty, abysmal hole where his heart should be. and has a mangina.
by ianhatrrrr December 8, 2010
Get the ianmug. by Yourmommasugly May 28, 2019
Get the Ianmug. Ian is a total jerk! He’ll make fun of you and make your life a living hell. He thinks he’s so cool but really he’s a sad excuse for a human being
I hate Ian
by I really love him July 31, 2019
Get the Ianmug.