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I got a bird no pigeon

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I got a bird no pigeon
by Dr Adams February 17, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the ๐Ÿ› ๐Ÿ›€ ๐Ÿ› ใ€Šยคใ€‹ Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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Donโ€™t Take Her Sheโ€™s All I Got

Well I said, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
She is life when I want to live
She's everything to me in life that life can give
She's my water when I need a drink
She's the first thought in my mind
Each time I try to think
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
She's my fingers when I want to feel
She's the only thing in life to me that's really real
She is love, she's all the love I know
She could kiss the ground in wintertime
And make a flower grow
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Well I said, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got

Donโ€™t Take Her Sheโ€™s All I Got
by WorseThanHitler November 26, 2023
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I got your boy hanging

When someone calls a grown man, a boy or son. No matter if itโ€™s slang in a friendly way, you respond with I got your your boy or son hanging. (Meaning your Dick hanging). The term is used to make sure that person never makes the mistake of calling you son or a boy again.
Ex 1. Person 1 - Whatโ€™s up my Boy?

Person 2 - I got your boy hanging!!!!

Ex 2. Person 1 - Whats up my son?

Person 2 - I got your son hanging!!!!
by CDay1215 September 6, 2023
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I got hit by a bus

Can be used to define multiple things like getting Covid which I have right now or you literally got hit by a bus
Person1 I got hit by a bus person2 sucks to suck
by Fuck horace mann September 4, 2022
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I got reach

When you tryna touch the booty from far away
You got a nice butt and I wanna touch it even though you're far away but I got reach
by Touchbutter November 29, 2019
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I got you Bays

This phrase is uttered when someone outwardly has every intention of having some ones back or helping them out, but internally they know they will not help out at all.
Your friend Jason is being hauled off to jail from the bar for being drunk and disorderly. While you could go down to the police station to bail him out, you'd rather go back into the bar to continue the fun times. So while he's being placed into the squad car you proclaim to him "I got you Bays!"
by JBays99 April 19, 2023
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