I’m ready to crush 3rd grade

When you eat to much frying pan oil and go on the terror dactil and poop your pants but it’s ok because you have a golden German Shepard

When I play genshin impact with Nate yeoman, I’m ready to crush 3rd grade

by Alex wolford fan January 21, 2022

Boo I’m throwing tomatoes

Typically used by women, throwing tomatoes is a slang term used to describe the act of putting ones period in a plastic bag and throwing it.

Boo I’m throwing tomatoes.

by Aliasdomo January 18, 2022

“I’m just out here”

A common excuse to hide your ultimate, unreachable, climax of uncontainable hornyness.

“I’m just out here”

by Tommyrock2018 March 28, 2019

You know why I’m here.

Often accompanied by someone playing a few seconds of the song titled "Sicko Mode" by Travis Scott, they are the cursed words every single McDonald’s employee had to listen to day in and day out every single day between September 8th and October 4th 2020 when excited customers came to order the meal at their local McDonald’s, some even visiting several as they reportedly had shortages on common items found in the meal due to the popularity of the promotion. If you’d like to see some of this madness for yourself, search up "you know why I’m here" on YouTube. (Without the quotation marks.)

McDonald’s employee: Hi, welcome to McDonald’s can I take your order?

Customer: You know why I’m here. (plays Sicko Mode)

Employee: *sighs internally* You want some Sprite with that?

Customer: Yeah.

by Mikkebak August 9, 2021

Don’t hug me I’m scared

The best YouTube show, it’s free it’s great and if you didn’t watch it yet. Go get help and then watch it :)

Person 1: did you watch don’t hug me I’m scared

Person2: No

Person 1: we can’t be friends anymore

by Dolan_addict64 November 16, 2018

A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of

You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling

Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
You know the game we’re gonna play it
And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I

A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of

You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling

Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
You know the game we’re gonna play it
And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Ooo… (give you up)
Ooo… (give you up)
Never gonna give
Never gonna give (give you up)
Never gonna give
Never gonna give (give you up)

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
You know the game we’re gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling

Gotta make you understand

by Jack Ouyang November 21, 2022

A full commitment’s what I’m thinkin’ of

Only said by legends, this phrase is so powerful

Person 1: hey guy man who’s it going
Person 2: A full commitment is what I am thinking of
Person 3: NOOOOO HE RICK ROLLED YOU
Person 4: But it’s “A full commitment’s what I’m thinkin’ of”
Person 1: *cri because rig role*

by Official Rick Astley March 29, 2021