by ScumlordMeatbag October 9, 2019
Get the Houdini'd mug.A person who texts you and then randomly stops responding back to you as if disappearing off the earth in a Houdini-esque manner. Can be frustrating when a significant other acts like this repeatedly.
Chick- "Hey how are you?
Guy- "I'm doing quite well. what's up?"
..........No response...................
Guy- "Hello? Did you get abducted by pirates?"
Guy- "Text houdini?"
Guy- "I'm doing quite well. what's up?"
..........No response...................
Guy- "Hello? Did you get abducted by pirates?"
Guy- "Text houdini?"
by stuffaboutstuff May 30, 2011
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One who masterfully escapes meetings, without any trace.
All-Day Project Planning Meeting? Daily status call? Meeting with an annoying security vendor? Poof! A masterful Meeting Houdini can avoid without leaving a trace.
All-Day Project Planning Meeting? Daily status call? Meeting with an annoying security vendor? Poof! A masterful Meeting Houdini can avoid without leaving a trace.
Bob is an amazing Meeting Houdini. I asked him to attend his yearly performance review, and I got an SMS stating "My cat died last night. His last wishes were to be cremated and have his ashes scattered in the neighbour's sandbox."
by C.Steamer March 4, 2013
Get the Meeting Houdini mug.As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, all the while the savvy woman knows her partner is an idiot and spitting on her back. The man thinks he is fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around before the man can let loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face she kicks him in his dingleberries making him unable to have enjoyable sex for the rest of his life.
Joe thought he was going to cream on Sara's face but she did a Reverse Houdini on him and Disabled his penis. He now lives to make her sandwiches.
by Muffdungeon June 17, 2015
Get the Reverse Houdini mug.when a hot woman blindfolds, and ties a man to the bed then calls her d.u.f.f. over to replace herself mid coitus.
by nagasakinutbuster October 20, 2010
Get the woman's houdini mug.When you are doing a girl doggy style and you punch her in the back off the head and knock her out cold then flip her over and procede to nut on her face when she wakes up youll be gone and she'll be left wondering what the hell just happened just like houdini often had his audience saying
by J boss November 17, 2007
Get the the houdini mug.During sex, the man cums half his load into the girl while saving the remainder to pull out on the girls hips and general bikini area. This gives the illusion that the man pulled out; which makes the girl happy because she can only handle so many morning after pills per week.
By now, months have passed and you have been out of the picture for some time. Meanwhile, the woman gives birth... and you, just as Houdini, have long since disappeared.
By now, months have passed and you have been out of the picture for some time. Meanwhile, the woman gives birth... and you, just as Houdini, have long since disappeared.
A: That guy Maria hooked up with at Rick's Steakhouse Pavilion last winter pulled a Houdini Bikini...
B: She said he pulled out but c'mon, that's how effective the Houdini can be if properly executed.
A: Precisely, and that B, is where single mothers come from
B: She said he pulled out but c'mon, that's how effective the Houdini can be if properly executed.
A: Precisely, and that B, is where single mothers come from
by HANDLE WITH CARE June 17, 2011
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