God's Hotdog

A person created by "God" with left over scraps\parts.
"God's HotDog" (aka: lips and assholes)

"Hey look... there is another product of "God's Hotdog Stand"

"Oh yeah, it is! I'd rather be nailed to a cross than be one of God's Hotdogs"

"Jesus was one of God's Hotdogs"

"I ate baby Jesus"

Mark 14:20
...and as they did eat, Jesus took a bun and blessed it, and gave unto them, and said... Take me, and eat me as God's HotDog

Psalms 14:4
Have all the workers of iniquity no knowledge? Who eat up my people as they eat God's HotDog, and call not upon the Lord.

by the SKiNBuS your gf rode in on July 7, 2011

Hotdog Water

When a male gets aroused to the point of leaking pre-ejaculate.

“Man, those pics she hit me with earlier straight made my hotdog water.”

by NightFallInc June 24, 2020

end of a hotdog

of or pertaining to a cats asshole

"doesnt that cats asshole look like the end of a hotdog?"

by cock sucking machine December 17, 2008

Hotdog Man

One who "sells" Ball Park Frank.

"Have you met the Hotdog Man and his friend Ball Park Frank?"

by Ryan Ryan Ryan August 2, 2006

hotdog water

A vulgar comeback used by someone who is too butthurt to think of a real comeback. Often can be mistaken as #shots fired

Shut up kid, you smell like hotdog water.

by Prxphxcy March 4, 2016

Alabama Hotdog

when a woman/man takes a piece of chalk or hard sand and inserts it into a mans dickhole

Jennifer gave me an an Alabama hotdog last night

by BHSDEERHUNTER March 6, 2017

Hotdogs and Mushrooms

Totally insane saying, usually spouted off by barely english speaking illiterates.

"Uh oh, time to get the Hotdogs and Mushrooms!"

by criley October 7, 2004