to have the runs

to have the runs

To have the runs. When food is not properly cooked or if one drinks water unfit for human consumption, one invariably has diarrhea. "The person has the runs". He has to run very quickly to the nearest toilet so as not to release his bowels in his pants.

by Deauville650 July 03, 2017

having a Beckham

(1998 World Cup) Having a quick half and fucking off

(At the bar) bar person “pint mate?” “No, I’m only having a Beckham”

by RedLion2022 November 10, 2022

having a fly

a decietful technique in which a man acts as if he has a fly in his clothes and therefore has to frantically scratch his whole body. this is a desperate, yet stealthy attempt to scrach one's genitals

im tihnking of having a fly! my balls itch so much!

by dwright935 May 27, 2009

have a delivery

Go to the bathroom for a b.m.

I have a delivery every morning before I take my shower; I had two deliveries today.

by Cockaseega July 10, 2009

Are you having that

Are you going to take that insult? Said by a third party to somebody who has just been insulted.

George: (to Ben) Liverpool are shit.
Dan: Are you having that Ben?

by Legend456 October 16, 2018

having a meatloaf

alex.

“what does having a meatloaf mean?”
“oh it’s just alex!”

by alex_big_fan September 12, 2021

To have a borkai

Participate in a modestly budgeted, cocaine fueled orgy on a rented yacht, blasting trashy Eastern European party music, where the hookers are reimbursed from EU funds.

Dude, you really should try to have a borkai sometime. I had one in the weekend, and man it was a blast!

by TizenX October 10, 2019