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Mexican Handshake

A strange form of masturbation involving squatting on the ground with flat feet with your knees held tighly to your chest. You arm must then go around one of your legs to reach the required organ.

Often done furiously and sometimes in public
I`m off to the park for a Mexican Handshake
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Frisco Handshake

While jacking off a guy, the girl reaches around and stuffs her fingers in his ass.
Things were going great until she gave me a Frisco Handshake.
by The Wall May 10, 2005
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Fapsickle Handshake

A fapsickle handshake is something one friend does for the other. It is another term for jerking off! U can fap fap fap! The fapsickle handhshake originates from fap fap fap which means for one to masturbate. One can give fapsickle handshakes to the other any time of the day any where! BUT a fapsickle handshake MUST be DIRTAY!
person1-heyy what r u doing
person2-oh nothing off just preparing for our "fapsickle handshake"
person1-ohhh sweet, can i join?
person 2-sure we can fap together
person1- AWESOME LETS GET DIRTAYYY!!!
by mrs.fapfapfap May 30, 2009
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Pittsburgh Handshake

Engaging in a sexual act in an abandoned or derelict retail establishment
I went behind Century III Mall and gave him the ol' Pittsburgh Handshake
by HandyMannyPGH December 17, 2018
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Woody Guthrie Handshake

A handjob performed by a hobo in a rail yard using a can of pork and beans as lube. AKA "Beenie Weenie."
I'm headed down to the Norfolk Southern yards to get a Woody Guthrie handshake from Boxcar Clem.
by Hobo Clem July 28, 2017
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The Washington Handshake

The act of using extreme favors, possibly of a sexual nature, to gain; power, positions of authority, increased income, favorable treatment, etc.
John doe was narrowly elected Mayor because of his firm and precise execution of The Washington Handshake.
by We fixed the glitch1111 April 24, 2018
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Windsor Handshake

A Windsor Handshake is the act of one male manually stimulating another male's penis with his hand or hands. To "Windsor" someone is to stroke there penis until they ejaculate. A proper Winsdor Handshake is completed when two males mutually maturbate each other.
Why not just give him a Windsor Handshake?
by Larry Loades September 21, 2010
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