When your casually walking down the hallway a school with a female and she accidentally touches or brushes your penis. When this happens you can say you received a handjob!
Tim: Did you see me walking with Cammy
Dan: No what happened?
Tim: she gave me a HALLWAY HANDJOB
Dan: Nice
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Dan: No what happened?
Tim: she gave me a HALLWAY HANDJOB
Dan: Nice
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by XxVb2013xX March 13, 2011
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The couple peels a banana and the one partner takes the banana peel and puts it on the males penis and then puts her hand outside the peel and gives him and handjob with the banana peel while the person giving the blowjob eats the banana
by The Frat House December 31, 2014
Get the banana handjob mug.Hokay, so. There was the regular set-up, right, with the opressive dictators and the valiant underdogs. So the valiant underdogs, the Maccabees (if that sounds familiar, there's a soccer club by that name) go and valiantly retake the Jewish Holy Temple (this was before it got detsroyed {again}). And to symbolise their success, after they clean it up and wipe the graffitti off the walls, they have to light the Menorah, big candlabra style thing. Only they have enough oil for ONE day, and it'll take eight for extra oil to arrive. But God intervenes, as per usual, and miraculously the one little jar of oil lasts eight days. This is probably because the little jar of oil was an underdog.
On Hannukka (or Hanuka, Hanukah, Chanuka, Chanukka, Channukka, etc - only holiday in the world nobody can agree on how to spell) all the Jews celebrate the miraculous Miracle by lighting a Hannukkia (like a Menorah, only with eight branch thingies) and giving all the kids bushels of presents. Also chocolate happens.
On Hannukka (or Hanuka, Hanukah, Chanuka, Chanukka, Channukka, etc - only holiday in the world nobody can agree on how to spell) all the Jews celebrate the miraculous Miracle by lighting a Hannukkia (like a Menorah, only with eight branch thingies) and giving all the kids bushels of presents. Also chocolate happens.
by Maggie Bloome September 14, 2005
Get the Hanukah mug.A very misunderstood holiday...Hanukkah takes place on the 25th of Kislev, the 3rd month on the Jewish calendar. Kislev used to be 100% synonymous with December, but, whereas the modern calendar is solar, the Jewish calendar, like the Old Roman calendar, is lunar. This is why Hanukkah is on different dates in December throughout the years.
In 168 BCE, on the 25th of Kislev, Antiochus Epiphanes, King of Syria and overlord of Israel, desecrated the Jewish Temple by setting up a statue of Zeus inside, and sacrificing a swine to Zeus. Many Jews were forced to worship the Greek deities, or else be killed. MattithYah Maccabee, and his son Yahudah led a rebellion, and within 3 years regained control of Jerusalem. On the 25th of Kislev, 165 BCE, the Maccabees purified the Temple, and re-dedicated it to the service of Yahweh.
In 168 BCE, on the 25th of Kislev, Antiochus Epiphanes, King of Syria and overlord of Israel, desecrated the Jewish Temple by setting up a statue of Zeus inside, and sacrificing a swine to Zeus. Many Jews were forced to worship the Greek deities, or else be killed. MattithYah Maccabee, and his son Yahudah led a rebellion, and within 3 years regained control of Jerusalem. On the 25th of Kislev, 165 BCE, the Maccabees purified the Temple, and re-dedicated it to the service of Yahweh.
The Purification/Dedication ritual took eight days. There was only enough oil to light the Menorah for 1 day, but, miraculously, it lasted for 8 days. In rememberance of this, the household menorah is lit for eight days, and fried foods, especially pastries, are eaten.
But, Hanukkah is really about religious freedom.
The books of Maccabees are the story of Hanukkah. You can find these in the CATHOLIC versions of the Christian Bible. For some reason, these are not included in Protestant versions.
But, Hanukkah is really about religious freedom.
The books of Maccabees are the story of Hanukkah. You can find these in the CATHOLIC versions of the Christian Bible. For some reason, these are not included in Protestant versions.
by Rabbi Shlomoh HhananYah Gefen December 11, 2006
Get the Hanukkah mug.A nice gesture for a woman to perform on a man, but it stops there. The man can guarantee that he's done it himself more times than she ever will, and therefore is better at it. If you are going to bother, let me at least put it in your mouth.
She tried using no lube, and that just sucked.
She started giving me a handjob, but I did the double shoulder tap, and she got the message and gave me head.
She started giving me a handjob, but I did the double shoulder tap, and she got the message and gave me head.
by Hand Jobs SUCK October 8, 2006
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A: Dude...Fuck...I totally got a Boston Handjob from Amanda and Cheryl last night...
M: Did you fuck, ya dirty bastard.
(A cocks eyebrow and swaggers off knowingly...)
M: Did you fuck, ya dirty bastard.
(A cocks eyebrow and swaggers off knowingly...)
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