Coat Hanger Masterbater

One who strokes his weiner in the closet

"wheres zak?"
"i dont know... think hes coat hangin in the closet?"

by ashley November 13, 2004

taint hanger

when a male insert his thumb in a females ass, the while the middle finger is in the vagina of an up-side-down woman.... so as to carry her around like a 6 pack of beer.

she was so small i almost gave her an taint hanger

by akfffsf January 14, 2007

pimp handles

Hoop earings so large that one can easily grab them and deliver a sharp yank, stopping the wearer in their tracks.

I say, take a gander at the pimp handles on yonder prostitute.

by DJ Silly Hat March 24, 2008

Hanglet

A hanglet is when you're shitting, and a part of the shit falls off, but is still connected to the rest of the shit by a strand of hair.

Yo man, can you help me out with this hanglet?

by reaganstump January 14, 2017

handlebaricide

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NOUN

1. the killing of a fake handlebar mustachioed-wearing hipster
2. a person who kills a fake handlebar mustachioed-wearing hipster or is responsible for his death; ironic murderer

When the rage became too unbearable for Zoey, she took Clementine's matching florescent pink faux rabbit hair scarf-and-hat set with its embroidered bright red handlebar mustache and strangled the life out of the Brooklyn hipster with it while making sure the embroidered mustache always remained directly under the beatnik's nose.

This act of handlebaricide was ruled as justifiable homicide by the US Supreme Court.

by Tsarstepan January 2, 2013

Hanger

The disgusting fat lump of belly that hangs out of a husky hawaiians shirt.

Looks like bob is wearing a belly shirt today because I can see his hanger from here!

by Bootyhoe December 29, 2015

Hangerang

When you think your hangovers done.. but then it comes back, like a boomerang.

I thought I was feeling better after drinking so much last night, but then the hangerang hit me.

by Naansaha November 5, 2017