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hamish

a small yung boy hoo lacks getting in.
his favourite word is em and his mum likes it fuzzy.
He enjoys Frenquent juggs over facial-freaks.com
he likes it in the eye
a: hello id like a hamish
b: open up
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Hamish

A very stupid kid that nobody likes. brown hair weird, clothes, ugly face and is generally a terd. Usually has adhd and autism.
Your such a hamish!
by UGIVEMEAIDS June 8, 2018
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Hamish

The OCR computer science 2019 mascot on twitter.
A brain-dead twat who, despite having "confidential files" on his computer, doesn't know how to secure them
Me: what's up
Friend: I can't secure my files
Me: you're a right fucking Hamish, ain't ya
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hamased

when someone steals something from you forcefully and plays victim afterwards
they hamased my home
by muchalucha101 November 1, 2023
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New Hampshire

A sad, lonely, pitiful and useless State that should be absorbed by Massachusetts. The State bird is heroin, and the State flower is unemployment. The State Motto is "Live, Freeze and Die". Stratford, Colebrook and Pittsburgh and home to the largest number of inbreeds in the State, and it is common to find siblings that are in active, sexual relationships with each other. If you make the mistake of not being born and raised here, or having four generations of family buried in local graves, the people will treat you like complete and utter shit.

The locals are the most arrogant, pompous douche-bags you will ever run into. They frequently troll urban dictionary just to dislike all of the negative definitions of New Hampshire. People that are from here, and smart enough to know how much is sucks, call the State "Screw Hampshire", because nothing says "you're screwed" like living in the North Country. If you have a high school diploma and half of your teeth, you're the town's most eligible bachelor. If you have a college degree and all of your teeth, you are automatically labeled as "arrogant" and no one wants anything to do with you.

A move to New Hampshire provides only the following certainties to one's future:

1. Alcoholism or other substance abuse
2. Obesity
3. Depression
4. Constant maintenance on your property and vehicle
5. Divorce if you're married / Remaining single for the rest of your life if you aren't married
Life is short, don't squander it by living in New Hampshire.
by Joe Buttafuoco July 2, 2020
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New Hampshire

State home to transplanted Massholes, bigoted Vermonsters, and confused Maniacs. The southern part of the state is overrun by college students whose parents won't pay for them to go to UConn. The northern part of the state has a 20:1 snowmobile to human ratio. The state bird is the purple finch and the state flower is the purple lilac, making New Hampshire high on the list of "Places That Are Gay By Default Alone".
Omigod, Mom and Dad told me I had to go up to New Hampshire to like, get my, like, education! Omigod! Aren't there like, no roads there? Like, I don't think I could live without a Starbucks!
by msFortunate December 14, 2008
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Hamshwapped

1) To be extremely drunk
2) To hit something/someone very hard
1) Damn bitch I'm so hamshwapped I can't see straight!
2) Holy shit, that car just got absolutely hamshwapped by that semi.
by bm0591 February 21, 2006
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