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Hyper dermis

Part of the skin that has been tattooed on and can be felt by touch as protruding above the epidermis creating a sense of an extra layer over the epidermis.
Hyper dermis can be very sensitive to sun exposure.
by BloodandMetal March 29, 2020
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Hyper Hetero

When straight male is so afraid to be perceived as homosexual, that he won't eat a banana, a Popsicle or anything phallic in public. He is hyper Hetero.
When I'm driving, I won't eat a banana at a stop-light, because people can see me.

Bro, you're so hyper hetero!
by The Fempire October 24, 2022
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Hyper

When u can't decide a precise word for the dictionary of Fashion so you use the goated meta non-word HYPER.
- Perché non Iper?

- ............
- Perché non è Hyper
by lamoodah January 8, 2022
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Hyper

Mentor of the Goon Lineage. speaks in a rather solemn, nonchalant, verbose tone. Even when facing certain death, he continues to speak calmly, showing no sign of hesitation when in any of his gooning sessions. He speaks rather cryptically and often sees those without goons or sign of former gooning techniques in battle as a sign of cowardice, and does not permit them to join or train them in the Goon Lineage.
Hyper: Come, my child. For the Goon Lineage needs you

Yaaph: Never! I do not wish to become one of your ill gooners, for I shall seek higher reasoning and become the Goonmaestro.
by Yaaph February 14, 2025
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Hyper-phentilation

A condition brought about by the excess of hyphen usage between descriptors elevating the intensity of the object or event. Main cause of which being the need to increase the perceived value of an object towards a customer without delineated explanation to the targeted base.

Symptoms may include the conjoining of descriptors that make sense in context but lack any substance when used in a sentence structure, increased usage of capitalization in grammar, including, but not limited to: nouns, adjectives, verbs and adverbs along with run-on sentences and paragraphs that may cause shortness of breath when verbally communicated. Other symptoms may include: grammatical repetition, subjective baselines, rhythmic tempo, unintentional rhyming, and in some extreme cases, buyer's remorse .

Vectors of Hyper-phentilation are most notably Marketing Departments with a rudimentary understanding of advertising and access to graphical design software without proper training. Most affected are commercially sold items aimed to be sold towards demographics inclined to take up automotive or outdoor careers or hobbies.

While untreatable at this current time, observation of Hyper-phentilation can potentially prevent the more serious manifestations of Late Onset Buyer's Remorse.
An increase of Hyper-phentilation is being observed due to commercial buzzword language including terms such as "Military-Grade High-Performance Ultra-Light All-Terrain Hand-Wear . Multi-Size All-Weather Comfort-Fit. 90-Day Money-Back-Guarantee." to describe objects such a pair of automotive work gloves or magnetic nylon therapeutic bracelets.
by Crashie-J February 14, 2021
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hyper racist

someone who is extremely racist and find it the most funny thing in the world. (teddy)
theodore martin was an extreme hyper racist when he spammed the n word to an innocent black girl.
by ky1e f1sh August 16, 2024
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