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We've had Polish burglars

A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.
Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.

That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.
by Trill_LV December 25, 2014
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Can y'all bring my had down

This is a plea from one man to several other guys to pleasure a him when he is erect.
Hey guys, I have been hard for an hour. Can y'all bring my had down?
by HillshireFarms September 25, 2021
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Had me googling stuff

When something is so absurd you just have to look it up for yourself.
Did you hear about the COVID strikes? That *ish had me googling stuff.
by Dcstrutter October 18, 2021
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Had

Had means I used to have _____
Had mean I used to do this or have that
by Lily unicorns February 26, 2021
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never had a cough

If you've "never had a cough", you've never had an STD.
" They say the average person has 6 sexual partners in their lifetime. Shit, Nate has had enough strange for 20 lifetimes. And has never had a cough."
by Peckerwooded November 9, 2021
mugGet the never had a coughmug.

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