GUMPING

When you’re so jealous the Lorena Bobbitt comes out of you, if your man/woman cheats.

José cheated on Maria and she showed up at his house to GUMP him, he wouldn’t come in so she decided the next best thing was GUMPING his camero!

by DD917 September 15, 2022

Forrest Gump Moment

When you say or do something stupid and don’t realize it until afterwards; Refers to the movie ‘Forrest Gump’ about a mentally challenged man.

That was my Forrest Gump moment of the day.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

Bubble gump

One that resembles the look of a chinless bubbles from trailer park boys, and slow like forest gump. Also usually a mouth breather.

The bubble gump lookin ass bus driver drove past 17 bus stops in a row and 38 people were late to there jobs... Dumbass mother fucker.

by Jwelder91 February 26, 2019

Gumped

When you get stoned as balls and before you know it, a loud mouthed inbred has penetrated your butt

Sean woke up covered in pancake mix, ky jelly, and fart juice. He got gumped by Brian hard as fuck last night

by Gossip Gary October 10, 2021

Gumped

Essentially being friendzoned, based off Forrest Gump’s relationship with Jenny.

Friend 1: Hey man what’s up with John?
Friend 2: He got Gumped real hard dude.

by Cornholio3 May 13, 2022

“Gumping It”

To sexually take advantage of an individual who is slightly mentally disabled; not enough to be considered truly mentally disabled but enough to easily be pressured into sexual activity.

“Hey! That guy over there is totally “Gumping It” with those girls!”

by SpeedMcWeed December 6, 2023

Gump-limp

When you have too many boxes of chocolates and you walk with a limp because you have diabetes

"Do you have any insulin? I need to pump."
"I can tell, you got that Gump-limp."

by Cosby Sweater July 18, 2013