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meet the grahams

An absolute nuke of a diss track by the goat Kendrick Lamar where he exposes drake as a deadbeat dad to not one but two children; that we know of.
Person 1: Yo can you believe Kendrick dropped meet the graham’s right after drake dropped his diss track

Person 2: He ain’t letting crodie breath
Person 1: It’s an absolute nuke on god, can’t believe meet the grahams exposes drake as a deadbeat to the 2nd power
by Apollo332 May 4, 2024
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Graham cracker

White Men who rewatch Lindsey Graham speeches to learn how to feign outrage.
Person 1: I do say, I do say that I am flabbergasted, FLABBERGASTED, that you will not shove this 8 inch dildo up my ass. In all my years in this relationship, I have never seen such a blatant example of self-serving grandstanding.

Person 2: Quit being a Graham cracker and take this 12 inch one.

Person 1: Hmmm.
by Writing Hard March 24, 2022
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Graham

example:
Jim: 'Dude, why doesn't the Sun go to college?'
Blair: 'I don't know, dude'
J: 'Because it has a million degrees, dude!'
B: 'Graham!'
B: 'Sh!t I meant haha, dude'
J: 'Graham!'
by Jim is dude August 28, 2019
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Graham

A Graham, a kill the mood at any party Pokémon. This Pokémon is bold virgin who’s social awkwardness gives of ted buddy vibes.

Legend states a Graham could kill any mood at any gathering. You can always tell a Graham as it only ever drinks disaronno as it tastes like Dr Pepper and always leaves the party early.
by Gary the Pokémon slayer July 9, 2022
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Oh Graham

Picture this: an individual reveling in the divine art of indulgence, seated in the plush velvet embrace of a Michelin-starred restaurant. They're not just eating; they’re orchestrating a culinary symphony of epic proportions. Each bite of succulent pork belly is met with an operatic crescendo of masticating mastery and unapologetic lip-smacking—a performance so robust it could rival the acoustics of a sold-out amphitheater. Fork in hand, they sample course after course, their gusto unmistakable, as if every chew brings them one step closer to gastronomic nirvana. This isn’t dining; it’s a full-contact sport, and they’re the undefeated champion of audible appreciation!
I went to a posh restaurant last night, shut up, "OH GRAHAM"........
by Harvv77 December 20, 2024
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William Graham

Usually the whitest guy in the room, he may be fat, amazingly funny, and straight asf.
what a William graham type headass
by FagAbuser March 21, 2022
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Graham

Not to be confused with Gram and/or Graeme.Can be one of the following, no in between:

1. Sings all the time, and is one of the top actors in his age group. Really short, and micah makes jokes about his height. He has a lot of freckles, and good at most everything. Understands you when you don’t.
2.Really bad at math, Goofy, and likes the Patriots. A great future talk show host, and is the greatest procrastinator on the planet. Plays the trumpet, and will pout when you make trumpet jokes. Super chill.
1.
Milo: Can I sit there?
Graham: We all love me, but there’s no room.
Milo:
Milo: I sit next to you every day.

Milo: Your sitting by yourself.

2.
Milo: Alright, lets do the math project.

50 minutes later
Graham: ....so then I told her...,
The rest of the class: oooooooo
by Smoll Brain March 11, 2020
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