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Gooningtaser

A type of person is an extreme gooner but has the characteristics to be a better man than they actually are
Hey you see what Adam just did! ? He’s a real gooningtaser
by Eggnogsds July 18, 2025
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Gooning

Vigorously masturbating to magazines you find at the dentist appointment for hours possibly even days
Here are a few more example sentences about fishing:

“After a long day at work, she found peace in Gooning by the river, where the sounds of nature calmed her mind."

"They spent their summer vacation in Florida, where Gooning became their favorite family activity."

“ With a cooler full of bait and snacks, the boys are ready for a big day of Gooning on the river

“Gooning requires patience and skill, as each catch holds a story waiting to be told.”
by I CAN TELL YOU RIDE July 18, 2025
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Gooking

When one goons and geeks out at the same time
"Yo bro, I'm totally gooking right now.."
"Let a homie hook out with you.."
by AlwaysMagic July 19, 2025
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Gooning

the unbeatable furry porn aura farming method,
gooning isnt an act but a lifestyle, gooning ia life itself, we exist thanks to furry porn and gooning ://3
person 1: yo im gooning!
person 2: holy shit... thats... so.. tuff..
by FemboyPraiser August 2, 2025
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Gooping

When you start gooning while pooping.
Bro i haven't taken a shit in 3 weeks, today i finally went to the bathroom and it was so large and firm it rubbed my prostate, i started Gooping right there on the toilet.
by SauceSanchez August 14, 2025
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Gooning

Damn I be gooning my shit hit it 6 times today now its raw
by Re7lly August 21, 2025
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Gooning red

Gooning red is a state of the gooning cycle only achieved by the master gooners, as it is the point where you have gooned so hard that the semen comes out pink or red in colour due to blood mixing with it from intense wanking over the course of a long period of time.
Holy shit… That femboy porn got me gooning red the other night, dude. I’ve never pulled it off before. i can’t believe i did it.
by I’m Not Black. August 23, 2025
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